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Thrill Builder
Alright, I’m the perfect amount of drunk to be playtesting a new game that literally came to me in a dream, and then write…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the F word
Tonight’s post category again comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. As I mentioned last weekend, one cannot call oneself an American if one…
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Sexy Friday – 20230519
TGIF! Couple of great news items from this week: 1) There will be no more forced releasing of a certain sea creature here for…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the S word
Tonight’s post category comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. One cannot call oneself an American if one cannot use the word “shit” in…
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Sexy Friday – 20230512
TGIF! Hope everyone has taken the time to peruse your team’s schedule and count those wins and losses. Just kidding, there’s still real playoffs…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Bar Orders
Tonight’s post category again comes from my stomach. Well, probably closer to my liver. I don’t drink like I did when I was younger.…
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Sexy Friday – 20230505
TGIF! Happy Cinco De Mayo to all who celebrate. We’re still up to our eyeballs in the hardwood and ice playoffs, so let’s get…
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Balls Magazine Volume 15
As you may have heard, I’m not a big Tiger Woods fan. To paraphrase The Bard, how much do I hate thee, let me…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Items to Order at Fast Food Places
Tonight’s post category comes from my stomach. As a good American, fast food has comprised an unhealthy percentage of my diet since I was…
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Sexy Friday – 20230428
TGIF! Let’s get right to it because I need a nap before this evening’s game. Survival – Personal Edition Speaking of which, occasionally a…