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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now
I’m writing this Sunday, April 23rd, and of course by that I mean that I’m re-writing it on Tuesday, April 25th, because the Jets…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Pieces of Advice
Tonight’s post category comes from our generous Italian friend, 2Pack. He suggested this category in last week’s thread and I think it’s a very…
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Sexy Friday – 20230421
TGIF! Can’t lie, I am properly tuckered out. Mainlining ice playoffs has really disrupted my sleep. And I still have two (2) games to…
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Balls Magazine Volume 14
As I think I may have mentioned in the past, I’m on a thing at work where I HAVE TO take vacation days each…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Obscure Archer Objects
I still watch Archer and I still enjoy the new episodes. Some (okay, many!) have said that the series has jumped the shark. Opinions…
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Sexy Friday – 20230414
TGIF! Did anything happen this week? Quiz time for me! Let’s see, abortion pills, corrupt judge, secret government documents, oh there it is! T-Swizzle…
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Balls Magazine Volume 13
As you may or may not have noticed, there was no Balls Magazine last week. The reason for that is that I haven’t had…
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Sexy Friday – 20230406
TGIF! Happy Kraken playoff season! I will be wildly Releasing the Kraken for the foreseeable future. Oh, also, it’s Easter weekend if anyone cares.…
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)
Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Olympic Games Moments
I make no apology for loving the Olympic Games. Yes, they can and have been used for propaganda and political purposes, but, at its…