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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2019 Season
Sometimes, everything sucks all at once. This was my sportsball weekend. Thanks for showing me you can get darker, Darkest Timeline. Did you know…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2019 Season
Yes, we assemble together again. Another season, knowing the ending is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk. But there is familiarity in routine, and really, there is no…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Not-So-Superb-Owl
Jared Goff is liquid shit. The Baby Buster moniker is now unfair to Mr. Bluth. But the hidden villain here is Andy Reid. How…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – “Championship” Sunday No-Funday (2018 Season)
Fuck it, I hate everything and since RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! lucked out, there will be no Narrative Owl. So I guess I have to watch…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2018 Season)
After a season chock-full of entropy, the Divisional Round returned us to normalcy. #1 v. #2, both AFC and NFC. By the time one…
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Divisional Saturday Hippo Thoughts and Sunday Roundtable
No doubt all are as geeked as I am for the big Hippo/yeah right Derby (9:15, NBCSN), followed by Spurs hosting United (11:30, NBCSN). …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2018 Season
Jesus Christ, y’all. How do Bearistocrats! fans go on after that?? Yes, there was an early game, too. John Harbaugh was too stubborn to…
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Sunday Morning Wild Card Hippo Thoughts y Roundtable
Did y’all somewhat enjoy the “action” yesterday? Buckle up, they’s MOAR comin’ – like a 70s key party. We started with an imaginarium hosting…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts, New Year’s Eve (2018 Season, Week 17)
Again, Fuck Your Joy. It was a fairly entertaining late window. Balmer was dumb enough to leave the door open for the Shield to…
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Christmas Eve Instant Hippo Thoughts (Week 16, 2018 Season)
Ho, ho, ho, here are some things we know! Congratulations to Breesus Christ and disciples, winner of home field throughout the NFC playoffs! The…