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Instant(ish) Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2018
Due to some general physical malaise, I am typing this in the morning. Que lastima. What a joy it is for the sad in…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2018 Season
Holy Bananacakes, Batman! That was (mostly) fun, eh? I say mostly because I swept my early afternoon #HAILGAMBLOR, with dominating $50 ATS wins by the P*ts (boo)…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2018 Season
Los Angeles Rams. Kansas City Chefs. Miami LOLFins. One of these three is not like the other. Yet all advanced to 3-0 this week, while…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Two, 2018
It’s 17 September, 2018. Have you seen your placekicker’s psyche lately? /also HAIL SHANK’LOR!!, Goddess Bless Two weeks in, two Draws on the board, as…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week One, 2018
Pictured is my new GameDay lucky shirt, found by the slowly redeeming self, also wants to go to NC State now asshole vegan kid, whilst thrifting…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Draft Morning After Pill
Special April edition! With Lamar! looking like a very confused, out-of-place Notre Dame mascot imitator. And #ThePauls being #ThePauls. Thank heavenly Jeebus Tittyfuck for…
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Your Wednesday Champions League Return Leg Open Thread
Today, we get to know which team will join Manchester City in the next round and how many goals City will score on those…
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Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable
King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Non-Super Sunday Edition (2017 Season)
This will be the last edition of this column for the season, as the prophecy is ended and I have no interest in repeating…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Holy Bananacakes! Edition
Didya get that looking glass I sentcha? Cause we about to crash right through that mofo…. Week 19 started much like Week 5, with…