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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Saturday (2017 Season)
Hey, I guess 1 outta 2 ain’t bad? Contrary to popular opinion, I stand by my assertion that Iggles/Falcons was a really good footballing contest. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card B-tches! (2017 Season)
Charlie Kelly would have loved the Erotic Smashmouthing we saw Saturday evening. Sorry for no bonus Sunday thoughts, blame demon alcohol and that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2017
Yes indeed, we have reached the end of regulation play. To celebrate the absence of the Shitty Clippers, here are your Wild Card matchups:…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2017
I hope everyone enjoyed the last REAL week of RedZone action, because it truly is the best that life has to offer. Stay preserved,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2017
It was a week that gave us definitive answers on “Are the Jaguras and RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! really for reals?” Uh…yeah. Odd Week Jaguras welcomed…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2017
Week 14 had snow angels. Huzzah. Without question, Humps at Bills was the Match of the Day, just for the optics. It was beautiful…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Lucky Week 13, 2017
Hey, when you follow up a craptastic day of JV GAMBLOR with a beautiful 6-match unbeaten run (sullied only by a longshot moneyline bet…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2007
I hope everyone enjoyed the wonder that is football, the perfect escape from the foul clutches of family. On to the most Monday of…
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Thanksgiving Hippo Thoughts (and Mini-JV Friday Preview)
Spending holiday time alone is fucking great. Even if the footy action is a wet fart in a paper bag that has seen better…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11
This week was indeed a Thing that Happened. First off, let’s congratulate Buffalo Bills first-year coach Sean McDermott, who benched Tyrod Taylor (perfectly decent…