Tag: i have nothing of substance to say

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Can’t Touch This!

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Guten Tag, drones. Today's topic is brought to you courtesy of s discussion is yesterday's AM/PM open thread, after Ovi broke Gretzky's once "unbreakable" career-goal scoring mark. Side-note, fuck Gretzky and his MAGA ass.  Canada should revoke his citizenship. Anyway, Ovechkin now taking the record back to the Russian Motherland inspired a conversation

Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Well That Sucked

Horatio Cornblower -
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Guten Tag, drones. I just remembered about Monday and Mock Drafts and such while sitting in front of my computer in stunned silence as the UConn Hockey Team Made Up As Individuals Identifying As Male lost in OT of the NCAA play-offs, with a chance to go to their very first

Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!

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  Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here's a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished up really quickly.  Good morning, boys and girls. Here at DFO, we don't recommend/encourage morning drinking, but we are happy to share creative ideas for those who wish

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

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Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

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Allegheny County 9-1-1, what's the address--- oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn't know, there's a pre-recorded bump of that message so we don't shred our vocal chords repeating it dozens of times a day. There are many other phrases we repeat dozens of times of day

Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

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I'm taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of... Yinzerness. Plus, I can't use this is side of DFO at the PSAP. Also, we bottomed out (heh heh "bottomed out" huh huh) at -9 degrees MURICKAN this morning. Anyway,

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31

BrettFavresColonoscopy -
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  Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe say

Your Parade and March of the Wooden Soldiers Thanksgiving Morning Thread

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Because as we know it isn't Thanksgiving until you hear: "You have to stay with Barnaby, you're married to him.""I don't want to stay here with him.""Why?""I DON'T LOVE HIM!" Because March of the Wooden Soldiers (aka Babes in Toyland) is a timeless classic, no matter how much it's aged (and in several ways

Last off season Monday Night Open Thread

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Featured image from: South Okanagan Events Centre (please don't rat me out BC Dick) For your listening pleasure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMK4cfXj5c0 Tonight is the first and only entry in my new RATE MY BONG series.  Probably because the PoPo will break down my door and take me away.  So, like many people my age, my