Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is Sports Center

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Horatio Cornblower - March 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Guten Tag, drones. Most of us here, in fact likely all of us whose screen names don't rhyme with, uh, with, um, uh, 'Breadshirt,' yeah, that's it! are old enough to remember when ESPN first came into public consciousness, largely through showing things like weird sports like rodeo, strong man competitions,

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 8 )

LemonJello - October 29, 2025October 28, 2025

Hey. Eight weeks down, nine remaining in the season. We've reached that point where the injuries and bye weeks make for interesting waiver wire moves. For instance, let's say you needed a defense to fill in this week. You might have thought, "Who is playing the hapless Jets? I'll take them!"

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 3)

LemonJello - September 24, 2025September 23, 2025

Hey. It was a pretty decent weekend of sports watching at Fortress LemonJello. Leeds United won, 3-1 over Wolverhampton. The Jaguras eked out a win over Imaginary Team 17-10 and in between those highs was the low of watching the Fighting Illini experiencing their own Epstein Island, getting absolutely ass-blasted by

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.

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Horatio Cornblower - September 1, 2025August 31, 2025

Guten Tag, drones. Although probably not this morning, at least here in what used to be the Democratic Republic of America, or maybe it was the United States? I forget; for some reason I stopped following the news back in November. Anyhoo, this glorious Labor Day, (brought to you by Socialism!), is

More Things Should Be Removed This Easily: A 2025 Dallas Cowboys Preview

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Horatio Cornblower - August 27, 2025August 26, 2025

I recently had a (very) minor surgical procedure to remove something called a pilar cyst. They're benign but can get annoying, they run in my family, and I've had 2-3 removed. In short, they don't mean anything and they've been with me a long time. The procedure to have these things

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God, You’re Not Gonna Play That Again, Are You?

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Horatio Cornblower - August 25, 2025August 24, 2025

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Guten Tag drones. Let's make this quick. I've just come back from a weekend in Vermont, where I ate and drank a lot and did not sleep much. I need to remedy the latter tonight, but I'll not doubt be stewing over that C+ Yahoo just gave me for my fantasy

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Nailed It! (Not Blair Walsh Edition.

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Horatio Cornblower - August 18, 2025August 17, 2025

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Guten Tag drones. Once again I've left this to the last minute. I thought I'd have Monday off, but then a deposition I thought would be canceled instead had the nerve to go forward and now I have to show up, just because I said I would. Speaking of things I said

Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

DonT is off tonight. So if you're sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me as a sub for DonT as well. As has been noted occasionally around the clubhouse, I have been on the road a bit in 2025. Ok, a

Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Line Approaches

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Horatio Cornblower - August 4, 2025August 3, 2025

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(featured image likely results in a Dallas punt) Or something like that. Not exactly the profound effect I was going for as we enter the last month of the long national nightmare that is the off-season. Rest assured, however, that soon you'll be watching meaningless pre-season games, followed by meaningless in-season games

Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Second Thought

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Horatio Cornblower - July 28, 2025July 27, 2025

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Guten Tag drones. Last week, in an effort to soothe your football-loving souls, we drafted linebackers. At the conclusion of said draft our own jet flyin' malort sippin' world travelin' volcano lair havin' Dok Zymm asked if we could draft secondary players this week so she could take Sean Taylor. And so