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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
[Slow fade in to EXT. – a shabby rowhouse in South Boston.] [Cut to INT. of the shabby rowhouse. Beer cans litter the ground,…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We’ll wins it again…
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#QBANON: Your 2018 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record. FACK…
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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The New England Patriots head into their bye week with the best record in the NFL at 7-1. They are better than your favorite…
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ALL HAIL BLEERGH: Your 2016 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [A full moon shines over the night sky at Gillette Stadium, as an eerie quiet settles over…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Mmmm. Tryptophan. A hell of a drug. Hope everybody enjoyed their Thanksgivings yesterday, and kept the hand-to-hand combat to a minimum between yesterday’s family…
