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25 Questions About…
This: Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you. It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called…
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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 23
It’s the end of the Home and Away season! And what an end we had! The final spot in the Eight came down to…
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BFC’s Fantasy Sleepers
THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! YAAAAAAAAAAY! And with it, fantasy football also starts in earnest. Our very own TrollSoHardUniversity has been tackling fantasy and…
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Your “No Problems Here – What Are You Talking About?”
NFL News: Tony Romo will miss Friday’s Chiefs-Seahawks game because his son was born last night. Good for him. Little Jones McCoy Romo joins…
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No Ones 2017 – Texans Preview
There is a phenomenon you may have heard of called the Mandela Effect. This is the scariest thing you will find on the internet…
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25 Questions…
ahem… Wheres My Theme Music? Life is like playing for the Hurricanes, here on This Blog Footballs, laserfaces, Jets fail, it’s a damn blog…
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Your “Today I Settle All Family Business” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Le’Veon Bell will return to the Steelers on September 1st: It’s looking a tad more serious in New York, as reports are…
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Your “Azathoth Have Mercy!—Light Is Dark and Dark Is Light” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The darkness that enveloped the continent around 10:21 AM Pacific came as news emerged that Roger Goodell had signed a five-year extension…
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Chicago Bears 2017-2018 Preview
Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking…