The curse of posting previews too soon is now creeping across the nation. The worldwide leader reports that Jets Genoceptor namesake, Geno Smith, will be out 6 to 10 weeks with a fractured jaw after taking a "sucker punch" from second year linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali. I may have mixed up his first
Month: August 2015
A Tale of Two Settlements
There are currently two big class action lawsuit settlements that are being kindly swept under the rug. The first involves former NFL players suing the NFL for injury from Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, or CTE for short. The second is the class action lawsuit against NASDAQ over the Facebook IPO fiasco. CTE is
Sixth Round Draft Pick Ends Jets Quarterback Controversy
In a move likely to save improve Fitz? Really? WHAT THE FUCK? make absolutely no difference whatsoever to the Jets season, Linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali ended the Jets' most intriguing pre-season storyline. Enemkpali, the Jets' 2015 6th Round Draft Pick, ended the QB Controversy when he reportedly sucker punched Geno Smith in the locker room,
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Hang It Up, SON!
A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session
“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub.” “…and shows no desire to do anything about it, with technology or otherwise.” “…already sick of me after 15 years…” “…can go bonkers at times, even
Book Cluster
Scene [clutches "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" tightly against chest while lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub] Oh hi. I didn't hear you come in. Stress. STRESS! Everyone is taught that they experience it to varying degrees in all facets of their life (work, relationships, body
An Englishman Writes…
A Coward Dies But Once
Fans in the Woods: 2015 Chicago Bears Preview
2015 DFO Chicago Bears Preview A Conversation Between Cuntler and BrettFavresColonoscopy, moderated by Jeff Joniak Jeff Joniak: Hey there, sports fans, welcome to the first ever Chicago Bears preview on Door Flies Open! I’m Jeff Joniak, voice of the Chicago Bears while you’re tailgating or at home and need to listen to
