Super Bowl Sunday Morning Appetizers

DFOing Good

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - February 7, 2016February 7, 2016

Well, here we are, in about 12 hours from now there will no meaningful football games at any level until late August. One final Carl's pick: Carl's Pick: Super Bowl 50 I think Carl had a grind it out type of year, trading wins and losses. Fun fact: If Peyton losses today, he

Semi-Sober Big L Preview (and More Importantly, Original Art Showcase)

Game Preview

King Hippo - February 7, 2016

Well, fellow drunkards and pill enthusiasts...the day of reckoning is upon us. Two relatively "white hat" teams face off for the Lombardi, and it's the two teams I previewed way back in the dog days of summer. At the time, I predicted my Donks would make it to

NFL Disintegration

ballsofsteelandfury - February 7, 2016February 6, 2016

There is a reason this is being posted in the middle of the night. Now, to get the full experience, follow along: Light a black candle Light a clove incense stick Turn the lights off Hit Play on the YouTube link below and scroll in time with the lyrics Oh I miss the kiss of

Superbowl “L” Pick: Zoidberg

DFOing Good

Duchess - February 6, 2016February 6, 2016

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/Packs tobacco pipe firmly //promptly eats the pipe Ah. It seems like the foot is on the other shoe now! You come to learn the secrets behind this conservative sandwich-heavy investor lifestyle, maybe? Why not let Zoidberg teach you? It's the time of year when everyone gathers around the television to watch the

Superb Owl Food Suggestions.

laserguru - February 6, 2016

Greetings and Happy Football Game Eve! I wanted to do a real quick cheap ass knock off of a post in case you are running short on food suggestions for the Big Game Day tomorrow. Some of these recipes are easy some are not and I'm going to throw in some

Pre-Super Bowl L EPL Super Happy Funtime Preview

King Hippo - February 6, 2016February 4, 2016

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Through the magic of Amazon, I recently acquired a new Everton fleece throw. Since its addition, the Toffees are 2-0 and have yet to concede (albeit against a shockingly shite League Two side in the FA Cup, and the Barcodes in the League). I can only hope neither

Commentist Beer Barrel: Bottle Royale

makeitsnowondem - February 5, 2016

I've made my peace with the very strong possibility of another Broncos Super Bowl loss, or at least I'm going to keep insisting I have. I love my team, but as I see it, a Panthers championship would be pretty okay. Cam's more fun than any player has a right to

Your “Come, Let Us Celebrate Super Bowl Eve Eve” Friday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 5, 2016

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Your Pathetic SBL Update- -Thomas Davis, he of the broken forearm, told the press remoras that he was lost for words with respect to describing his current condition. After being urged to say something he responded with, "At least it's not brain damage, as a matter of fact, after I get

Sexy Friday Rooney Rules!

ballsofsteelandfury - February 5, 2016February 4, 2016

As you may or may not have heard, Roger Goodell announced the introduction of a new "Rooney Rule" specifically aimed at increasing the number of women working in the NFL. While this, by itself, is a worthy cause and aids in the fight for gender equality, the NFL, as usual,

Zooper Bol “L” Pre-dick-toons: Charlie Kelly

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 5, 2016February 5, 2016

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The winds of s**t are blowin’ in Santa Clara, Randyman.

The Maestro - February 5, 2016July 26, 2017

[EXT. A rundown trailer in a trailer park in Nova Scotia, bright and early on a sunny Sunday morning. We hear deep snoring coming from inside the trailer. Cut to INT, where the rundown trailer is strewn about with assorted liquor bottles, cheeseburger wrappers, and what may or not be

Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer

WCS - February 5, 2016February 3, 2016

I'm not here to talk about that thing that's happening over the weekend. I'm here to talk about #content and #branding! That's what we're really interested in. People love #content, and they love #brands! Are you #upforwhatever? Here at Uproxx, we sure are! Whatever the cost, whatever it takes! Readers don't