Your “This One’s Comin’ In Hot, Boss!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 13, 2016November 13, 2016

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Overall, I didn't mind this day at all. At the very, very least I hung with you fellas and enjoyed meself immensely. And that's what I like the most about this community. [doesn't start to tear up, 'cause that's for weenies] TO THE GAME! Sea/NE-If you're in the mood to see

Your Second Round of Sunday NFL Action

scotchnaut - November 13, 2016November 13, 2016

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Mia/SD-The Fins have won 3 in a row to get to .500. It's probably just a coincidence that second year rb Ajayi started getting meaningful carries at the start of this run. Sometimes the key to winning (and perhaps saving your ass) is just sitting and staring at you from

Your “Can I Have Some Sweet, Sweet Release?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 13, 2016November 13, 2016

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Oh hello there folks. Have you been weighed down by the Bottomless Shitfire of the last few days, weeks or months? Yeah, myself as well. I sure could go for a distraction right about now. Are you up for it, NFL? You see, despite what your marketing department tried to

JV NFL Schedule/Open Saturday Thread (12 Nov 2016)

King Hippo - November 12, 2016November 11, 2016

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I have no words nor fucks left to give. Games of note: Baylor at Oklahoma (Noon, ABC/ESPN2) Scoring. Kentucky at Tennessee (Noon, SECN) Wildcats still have reasonable chance to win East with win here. Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech (3:30, ESPNU) ACC Coastal would be clinched with VPI win. I can't believe I'm tying

TGISF…aka “tWBS Watches Horrible Movies and TV Just to See Amanda Seyfried” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 11, 2016November 11, 2016

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Yep, it's true. Perhaps sadly. Pathetically? Yeah, perhaps. But still true nonetheless. I've watched so many horrible movies and TV shows, sometimes more often than I'd care to admit, just to watch that little quirky smirky smile on that adorable little face. And the rest of her ain't bad, either. Don't

CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Semifinals

The Maestro - November 11, 2016November 11, 2016

The playoffs are upon us! With three weekends left in the CFL calendar year, just five games remain to sort out the Grey Cup. With Ottawa and Calgary waiting in the wings to host their respective division finals next weekend, there's two semifinals taking place on Sunday with plenty of

2016 Quotables (Week 9 – Results)

blaxabbath - November 11, 2016November 11, 2016

This is it folks. This is your return to normalcy. The normalcy you want. The normalcy you don't want. The normalcy that simply is. Regardless of how your feel, taking your plight to the most dickiest-jokiest corner of the internet may very well be the least effective way to exact

A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election

Senor Weaselo - November 11, 2016November 11, 2016

Well, this election has come and gone and taken years off our life with its vitriol. Colbert was right, too much venom and it feels like we all ODed. By the last few weeks I just wanted it to be over and after I went and voted I sat in

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 55)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 11, 2016November 10, 2016

The scene: 150 million years ago. Early afternoon. Before lunch, but long enough after breakfast that you're getting peckish. You're thinking of those Diggler's Donuts in the break room, and wondering if it's worth the walk past Steve's cubicle to get one. I mean, Steve's an okay guy, but he

Your “Mind-Blowingly Amazing AFC North Tilt” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 10, 2016November 10, 2016

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I'm a huge fan of the underdog. The 1980 Olympic Men's Hockey team? Fantastic. Boise State over Oklahoma in 2007? Wonderful. The Giants hand the Patriots an 18-1 record? Orgasmic. #14 Mercer (Mercer?) beats Duke in 2014? I laughed and laughed and laughed. Will I (or anyone outside Greater Cleveland)

Week 10 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and Goodell Gets Paid a Visit by an Old Friend

Podcasts

Free Ballin' Football - November 10, 2016November 10, 2016

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This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 10, 2016November 10, 2016

The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That's your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of the season so far, filled with hilarious swear words and celebrating the pleasure-pain that is the Buffalo Fan Experience. There would be some mention of the many injuries sustained (notably the