Your “Dare To Race The Devil’s Child” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 28, 2017October 27, 2017

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Thank Cthulhu it's the weekend. I lost Friday to the older dog being sick. (Not the one who sampled my vodka slurpee Thursday night; he's fine.) Woke up in the morning to equal parts barf & shit on the disposable IKEA carpets we put out so the puppy wouldn't wreck the

“Down With the Irish” Lesser Footy Open Thread

King Hippo - October 28, 2017October 27, 2017

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We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort. First, the morning Lesser Footy, kicked off with a monster matchup, Spurs invading Old Trafford (7:30, NBCSN). #3 at #2, and all that separates them is goal differential,

TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 27, 2017October 27, 2017

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Yep, it's Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice. It's the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!! (yes, we had a birthday a few weeks ago...now I get to call everything "2nd Annual " any damned time I want to...get over it) So let's have a party!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4FY3NrhGg We'll have

HRTN Horror Double-Feature!

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 27, 2017October 26, 2017

The scene: An abandoned cabin in the woods, where Angry Girl Scout has brought Unsurprised, Litre Cola and the Maestro, in order to sacrifice them to her dark master in return for unimaginable power. At the moment, the three are tied up and leaning against the couch. Each of them

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt II – Tampa Bay Bucs

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 27, 2017October 27, 2017

[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California] Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring. On the wall, the HD Tee Vee box plays a fantasy football advice show. DTZM pays no attention, the sound is muted. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly sits nearby on the sofa, playing

2017 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 27, 2017October 27, 2017

I complained reported Tuesday that my weekend slate of games featured 14 total points by losing teams. With WAS putting up 24 on MNF and MIA rocking a Color Rush Goose Egg, the last five NFL contests streamed into my home have provided 38 points scored by losing teams (approximately

Your “OOF! We Got A Ripe One Over Here!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

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So it's come to this. The truest of the tests of your football fanhood. This one is such a stinker I feel as though it should be played in London. The thing is, it doesn't even have that "I can drink in the morning and still pretend to feel good

Why Not Zoidberg?!?: Detroit Lions Bye Week Update

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

RECORD: 3-3 PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2 So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems only appropriate that I begin the Bye Week Bonanza on a literary note. In his novel A Dirty Job, Christopher Moore describes his protagonist as a “Beta Male”

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Baltimore Ravens

Beerguyrob - October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

Remember - he was on two knees for Jesus. So, as the season has progressed, more candidates for evaluation have become apparent. When a team is 1-2, it's hard to say that the season might be lost, unless that team comes from Ohio. However, 3-4 gives more credence to the rumours

CFL Beat: Week 19

The Maestro - October 26, 2017October 25, 2017

With two weeks left in the season, most of the playoff picture has already been settled; this year, Hamilton, Montreal and BC find themselves on the outside looking in, but so far, only Calgary has clinched the division. As a result, with a few games going counter to the picks

Your “Just Go With The Flow” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Factory of Sadness

Beerguyrob - October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

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NFL News: The day was filled with Cardinals rumours. Bruce Arians wants out of the desert at the end of the season. Counterpoint: he says he's not leaving. Colin Kaepernick is being considered to replace Carson Palmer. I find it hard to believe they'd go that route with the combo

Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 7 2017

Brocky - October 25, 2017October 24, 2017

As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this extends to fantasy football, the thing that is supposed to distract me from those things. Such misfortune can’t possibly be the result of my own ineptitude,