Month: October 2017

Your “Milestones Come In All Forms” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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Site news: We passed 400,000 comments during the Monday Night game. Nearest I can decipher, the magic comment was Unsurprised with, "562 comments? This can’t be that good of a game. It’s fucking Truth Biscuit vs. whatever’s left of the Vikings." For this blog, it seems appropriate. Well done people.    THAT'S GOOD

A New Look for Dannon

blaxabbath -
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Operator: Dallas County Telephone Operator Extension Line Eight-Eight, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference line with Mr Prescott. Cam Newton: Hey young buck, thanks for taking my call. Dak Prescott: Oh yeah man! For MVP Cam Newton, anything man! So what's

Your “Well, Well, Well…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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NFL News: On-field issues Adrian Peterson - now a Cardinal The Saints received an undisclosed (late-round) pick in exchange. CJ2K is now out, released by the Cards after the Peterson trade was finalized. Steve Smith thinks Mike Glennon was set up to fail, based on last night's play-calling in the

Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 5 2017

Brocky -
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As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this extends to fantasy football, the thing that is supposed to distract me from those things. Such misfortune can’t possibly be the result of my own ineptitude,

Your “I Haven’t Watched Them Play a Single Snap” Washington [Redacted]s at the BYE

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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So far this season, I have watched about a total of one hour of live NFL football, split between two games: The first 30ish minutes of Bears @ Packers on TNF before the rain delay, and the last 30ish minutes of Saints and Dolphins in London. Not having a team

A Very Special 25 Questions…Plus One

theeWeeBabySeamus -
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...About this.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfa4YjYF5eg OK, unless you've been living under a rock since yesterday, you've probably heard about Chris Foerster and his mega-stupidity.  I've been trying to figure out how to address this in a suitable "DFO-like" manner for the past coupla hours, and it seems like a good job for a Very

Your “Save Room For Biscuits” Monday Night Football & Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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Whether it be Thanksguiving, Columbus Day, or Indigenous Peoples Day, happy holiday Monday to you all. And if you didn't have a holiday today, maybe move to a better state or country. There's no NFL News update because I may or may not have typed this last Thursday, right before I picked

Donks at the 2017 Bye – Home Sweet Home

King Hippo -
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After 4 weeks, it's really too early to draw any firm conclusions.  That said, perhaps the Donks are just a hair better than I expected, capable of lurking around and perhaps sneaking just over .500 and into the last playoff spot. As usual, the story is in the defense.  Whilst Tubby

Your 2017 #DoLoThroDo Recap

The Maestro -
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As I mentioned on Saturday, I did an incredibly dumb thing, where I embarked out to eat as many Doritos Locos tacos as I could in a one-hour time limit. You can check the last post here if you want a further explanation of the rules... In short, I lived