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Your “The Likeliest Outcome Has Been Predetermined” Monday Evening Open Thread
Today was the first day back at school, and I arrived afflicted with the planet’s deadliest plague – The Man Cold. I bravely soldiered…
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Your **checks notes** “This Isn’t A Bowl Game?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Let’s get right to it! Welcome, fellow Commentists, to the first NFL Saturday night of the season. And how is the NFL rewarding you…
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Your “Not Rolling Snake Eyes” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL salary cap is expected to be between $187-191 million for the 2019 season. An increase from the $177 million it…
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Your “The Bill Always Comes Due” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: I guess iron does sharpen iron: Frank Clark: ‘Richard Sherman and his era is over’ It comes on the heels of Sherman…
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