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Your “Check To See Who Poured Your Nog” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Some of Montalbán’s finest, non-Khan work. If people turn on “Fairytale of New York”, then I … oh goddammit! Tonight’s sports: NHL: Leafs at…
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Your “I Hear Vinny Testaverde Ain’t Busy” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, let’s look at the Green Bay rumour mill: Bruce Arians – not interested. A disappointment to those in rural Wisconsin looking…
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Your “Oh God, That’s Hilarious” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The headline really buries the lede: Jay Gruden: We didn’t have many plays for Mark Sanchez Nowhere in the story does it…
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Your “O Moon Of Alabama” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I’m in America this weekend – Everett Silvertips hockey Saturday night; the flexed earlier Niners-Seahawks Sunday afternoon. I have $200 cash to cover all…
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Your “I Got Nothing” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bears have Mitch Trubisky listed as “questionable” for this Sunday. The working theory is that, given they are playing the Giants,…
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Your “Oh God, I’m Dying A Death” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I think I have the flu. Let’s run down the checklist: Public school teacher in a vaccine-challenged city Attended niece’s 8th birthday on Saturday…
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Your “Rivalry Weekend Continues Apace” Saturday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOXW7UQV00 They were a lot more badass before Axl evolved into Kathleen Turner. Tomorrow’s matchups: CBS EARLY █ Anchorage █ Fairbanks █ Honolulu █ New England…
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Your “Oh Look – You’ve Broken Him” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Not a lot worth mentioning today, what with Thanksgiving tomorrow & most NFL offices taking today off because they have to work…
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Your “Why Can’t It Be Like That Every Night?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The Chiefs-Rams game was ESPN’s highest-rated game in four years. Last night’s game could singlehandedly turn around the NFL’s Nielsen numbers…until the…
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Your “I Laid Off All The Limes” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s been a strange week, so let’s start the night with a little bro-country. Cory Marks started as Cory Marquardt from North Bay, Ontario,…