Assholes

DFO Coaching Carousel 2017 Edition

ballsofsteelandfury -
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The rumors are starting to heat up in advance of Week 17 games. Given that a lot of decisions are made immediately after the last game of the season, I've decided to go through each team to see what the outlook is for the coach instead of reacting after the

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Oakland Raiders

Beerguyrob -
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Honestly, after watching the games this weekend, I really wanted to do the Chargers or the Seahawks. But the Dirt Clippers did themselves with the move to LA, and they both deserve their pain & are all-but-dead to this site, so I don't even want to cover their misery. The

25 Questions About…

ballsofsteelandfury -
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This Apparently,  stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players.  In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities and former players employed by the NFL's own Network are being accused of some very bad things. I'm SO happy that the current climate allows for assholes like

Catholics v. Convicts – the Next Century! Lesser Footy Thread

King Hippo -
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Yes, my friends, it's time to rekindle some hatred-based good times from our childhoods.  Ain't that always a hoot?  No Euro-Lesser Footy, as they's on international break, yet again.  SIGH. Michigan State at Ohio State (Noon, Fox) These teams are right next to one another in the rankings (12/13), but the spread

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro -
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Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record. FACK THEM, THOSE FACKIN' QUEEAHS I CAN'T BELIEVE I CHEEAHD FOAH THIS FACKIN' TEAM, EVAH Wait -- Tawmmy -- why are you upset, exactly? I feel like considering the questionable

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury -
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This Actually, it's really about this Allow me to explain.  Around the DFO water cooler,  Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans. We did this already with The Washington Redacteds and it makes sense to me since Deshaun Watson has proven to be really good and may actually push the

“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update

Beerguyrob -
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Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now, before we get started, I'm going to give everyone a minute to get it out of their system before I put this-here jar on the table and officially

Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!

Horatio Cornblower -
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Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys' 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones.  Unless you were living under a rock the last couple of weeks you know that our grandstanding Vice-President, Mike "I'm Terrified Of Any Woman Not My Mother" Pence, attended

Your 2017 #DoLoThroDo Recap

The Maestro -
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As I mentioned on Saturday, I did an incredibly dumb thing, where I embarked out to eat as many Doritos Locos tacos as I could in a one-hour time limit. You can check the last post here if you want a further explanation of the rules... In short, I lived