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A Place to Call Home

blaxabbath -
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Operator: Greater Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension, how may I direct your call?….I see...And these arrangements, you said, is for a football team?....Well sir, I think I can get you to the correct person who can help you. One moment please….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference line to our Visitors and

YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity -
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Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football!  Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our Ululating Sack Of Wet FartsDear Leader and the legal ramifications of his relentless drive to make this world an even more terrible place than it already

Your Half-assed 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview

ballsofsteelandfury -
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So, this feels appropriate.  Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the "recovering" Steelers fan was going to add in some comic relief and rejoice in the fact that I don't give a fuck if Ben dies on the field or not, if Mike

We aren’t in Le-High anymore.

litre_cola -
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Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in. The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic of choice when suddenly there is a knock on the door. Through the marijuana haze MTWV peers through the window and falls back asleep. LITRE COLA :I guess

Your “My Buns Have No Seeds” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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NFL News: Ravens owner Steve Biscotti (pictured right) reached out to people like Ray Lewis to garner possible reactions to the potential signing of Colin Kaepernick. Because Ray Lewis might've helped kill a guy, but Ravens fans DO NOT FORGIVE taking a knee during a ceremonial part of a sporting contest.

Fun with Big Beer: “The High End”

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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The battle for your dollar rages on in the beer industry. For the last 2 decades, "Big Beer" in North America has tried many different tactics to try and quash the looming threat of micro-breweries taking their existing revenue: threatening to pull advertising to networks airing shows promoting micro-breweries, running

Your “Don’t Get Drunk and Slam The Door” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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  So, how was your day? If there's no more write-up than this, I am still drinking after working the day game at Nat Bailey. Serious question: have we reached a generation of people that haven't ever worked service jobs as a rite of passage? Because it seems a lot of young'uns

White Men Deserve a Break

Don T -
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Happy Fourth of July. During lunch at work, I came across Roland Merullo's "In Defense of The White Male", published in the Boston Globe yesterday. It's reproduced below in normal font, commentary on italics.   EVERYWHERE I TURN these days I encounter the term “white male,” almost always used in a pejorative

Fun with Nick Hardwick: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 3 – Carson Drift

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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Last week, former San Diego Chargers radio color commentator and long time center, Nick Hardwick, announced that he would be doing a complete and total about-face on his decision to call games for the second NFL team in Los Angeles. This is rather surprising, considering the fact that Hardwick had

Your “It’s Only the Unofficial Start of Summer, It’s Still Good!” Memorial Day Open Thread

Senor Weaselo -
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Seriously, I can't be the only one miffed, nay, irked, that the Stanley Cup Final goes in June at this point. In what world is there ice in fucking June? Other than, you know, the Southern Hemisphere since it's winter there. (For what it's worth, I also have beefs with