Bye Bye Beary

Bye Week Updates

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 4, 2016November 3, 2016

Los Osos de Chicago entered their week 9 bye week with a DAZZLING record of 2-6, good for last place in the division and an earlier than usual bout of "should they tank the rest of the season or not" debate. Just like last year, this team is TERRIBLE without

Bye Week Update: Arizona Cardinals

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - November 2, 2016November 2, 2016

The 2016 Arizona Cardinals enter the bye having played eight games, five of them at home. They are sitting at the midpoint of the season with three wins. Still, in a division where 12 wins would have only been a worth a 2015 wildcard birth, Birdcano sits only two games back

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - November 2, 2016November 1, 2016

The New England Patriots head into their bye week with the best record in the NFL at 7-1. They are better than your favorite team. Their quarterback has an infinitely better life than yours. Their fans remain insufferable as hell. They once drafted a murderer. And despite the sheer annoyingness

The Carolina Panthers Bye Week Special

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 25, 2016October 25, 2016

And by "special", I do mean "short bus" special. Let's get this straight right now, I am not a Panthers' fan. So I really don't have a horse in this race. If they never win another game, my only reason to care is that I'll have to hear about it from

Vikings Bye Week Update: Week 6 and The Living is Easy.

laserguru - October 13, 2016

What we've witnessed so far for the 2016 Vikings season has been a mix-up of inspirational, tragic, head-scratching, awe-inspiring, ferocious and a lot of goddamn fun. The Vikings enter their bye week as the last undefeated team in the NFL at 5-0. First of all, what the fuck is it with these

2016 Green Bay Packers Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

Cuntler - October 4, 2016October 4, 2016

The Green Bay Packers, a football team in the NFC North, are 2 - 1. They have defeated two bad teams (Jaguars, Lions), and lost to one good team (Vikings). Their offense appears to be rounding into shape, and their bend-but-don't-break defense is the same defense as it has been the

2016 Philadelphia Eagles Bye Week Update

WhyEaglesWhy - October 3, 2016October 3, 2016

Once in a great while, we sad sacks, we perpetually and correctly pessimistic schlubs, we grown-ass adults who overpay for garish shirts with zoo animals on them...once in a great while we see a glimmer of hope that tells us it might all be worth it. That's what it's been like

Playoff or No Playoff? NYG Well-After the Bye

blaxabbath - December 1, 2015December 1, 2015

Jim Nantz: And as we wait for the officials to determine if that handoff to Jennings is ruled a completed catch or not and how that will effect the down, distance, score, and clock timing situation on the field, let's take a look at how the Giants, who bookended their Week 11 bye with

To The Echos Of The Whistle: The Post-Bye Lions

blaxabbath - November 30, 2015November 27, 2015

The Lions were possibly the most interesting team on bye in Week 9 but, as the local am sports talk guys would say, it was for all the wrong reasons. Starting 1-7, with Detroit's sole win being an overtime field goal at home against the Bears, coach Jim Caldwell was

2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Bye Week Injury Report

WCS - November 24, 2015November 24, 2015

STILLERS BYE WEEK RECAP WCS: 6-4 and in the Wild Card position. Not too bad considering the Stillers look more like a triage unit during an outbreak of EbolaAIDS. /DeAngelo Williams' ankle explodes The Stillers have started four kickers since the preseason, three quarterbacks, lost All-Pro center and Aaron Hernandez Fan Club president

The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)

Old School Zero - November 19, 2015November 19, 2015

[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print out some esoteric bit of information to be collated later. There are no flowers, no evidence of visitors. A doctor stumbles into the room.] Dr. David Chao:

Waiting For Godot: Your Baffling Buffalo Bills Bye Brief

Bye Week Updates

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 31, 2015October 30, 2015

So I gave my two cents regarding the unreliability of preseason predictions back in my Pats Preview, although my revised conclusion the God is Dead seems be holding in that TAWM TERRIFIC has not yet succumbed to Stage 3 Spontaneous Combustion. But with regard to the Bills, we all thought we