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Request Line: Makin’ Movies
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY. A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are deep in conversation with an NFL tight end. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: …and I’ll…
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Goddess II – Episode 5
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said…
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Your “Nobody Owes Nobody Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Eagles punter Donnie Jones has decided to retire. Makes sense when you consider he’s a 14-year vet, has played 208 consecutive games,…
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Vignettes from Russell Wilson’s First Day of Camp
Monday morning, Tampa, FL. A car pulls up into the parking lot at George M. Steinbrenner Field. Russell Wilson: Well, here I am, first day…
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Your “Umm…So, How Was Your Day?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This was dumped late-Friday like so-much bad news, but the Jags have locked up Blake Bortles for three more years. Three years…
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At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and…otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFLW Round 4
This week, But first, we are now past the halfway point and things are starting to come into shape. We have the Round 4…
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Your Saturday Football/Fútbol Morning Open Thread
Coming off the second week of Champions’ League games, we now have a better gauge as to who will pass on to the next…
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TGISF… Finally Getting My Bell Rung
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E There’s not going to be a lot of the talky talky this week. I’m all talked out for one week. I realize that…
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Goddess II – Episode 4
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open….. tWBS: Holee… Leticia: …Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya.…