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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to…

So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…

We don’t care about Horatio’s fantasy teams so much that we don’t even care about not caring about them anymore. Even Horatio doesn’t care.…

OK, Week 3 gearing up, and once again, work sucks, your lives are a mess, and the NFC East remains a radioactive clusterfuck. Some…

Week two came and went in Horatio’s trip through fantasy land, and with it went any illusions anyone should have that I know anything…

So… it’s the first mailbag of the season. Just a small one to start off this round; I’m hoping more of y’all will learn…

This is part one of a roughly 17 part series in which Horatio discusses how his fantasy teams did the previous week. Less if…

Some good news after our first full suite of Week 1 games has now concluded: after some chatting amongst ourselves in our secret DFOverlords…

Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless…

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times this past week as an Everton fan. The Toffees made a spirited…