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Your Half-assed 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
So, this feels appropriate. Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the “recovering” Steelers fan was going to…
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Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread
Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”
Tonight’s Episode: “God. Bless. America.” It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely…
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Your Canada 150th B-day Celebratioun Open Thread
By now, you guys should now that I LOVE me some Canadia. I love Vancouver and, even though I made fun of my boss…
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Your “TGISF Hostile Takeover: TGISS!!!” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I do hope we are all having a wonderful weekend. Those of us in the States are, if we’re lucky, in the middle of…
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TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Can’t fool you guys, you’re too smart. Yep, it’s Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we’re celebrating…
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25 Questions About …..
This. More specifically, Canadian vacation spots. Eagle-eyed readers may remember that I mentioned in one of the open threads that my boss was going…
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Unwatchable Finale Game Thread
Don’t mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place*…
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TGISF…aka Your “ABC Final Four, and also Wrestlemania Apparently” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I admit it’s another really messed up title this week. But I’m not intentionally being cryptic this time. It’s really very simple… ABC:…
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I Just Realized the New “Ghost in the Shell” is Rated PG-13…
…and naturally I had to come to the INTERNET to complain about it. Are you fucking kidding me?! A major part of the premise…