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tWBS’ Contributions to Thee Superb Owl LII Champions….De Nada, Philly

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"The best $600 I ever spent" Those are my own words.  I said them last night just before the final whistle of the Eagles' victory in Superb Owl LII. Oh sorry...just before the final whistle of the P*ts defeat.  Meh...Potato, Potahto. But you all better realize I bought that victory for Philly.  They

Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread

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There's going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today.  You'll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked.  Trust me.  Today isn't about Footedballzing.  You all already know that.  It's about folks who haven't watched a game all year suddenly becoming fans on the last

Evil Celebrity Pickakke

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This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor in Donald Trump being president, and this year’s celebrity pickakke should be evil and bad. It’s what we deserve. . . Hello fellow DFOers, I dipped into

TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate

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Yep, it's still Hate Week.  And we'll get to that, I promise. But first.... - This Week's Weirdness Update Remember last week?  When I told you what a weird week it had been here at DFO?  Wow, boy did I shoot too early or what???? (Shut up BallsofSteelandFury) But seriously, the weirdness around here lately?  Holee

Goddess II – Episode 1

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[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls:  So, we're actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS:  Yeah sorry.  It was supposed to be a surprise and I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I'm really excited to see Leticia.  I'm surprised Vanessa didn't spill her guts to you about it

TALES FROM THE METEOR! – A Case of Mistaken Identity

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Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Philip Rivers' hatred for birth control. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more than enough

Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.

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It's hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated P*ts this weekend? Nope, heading to big D to see what is happening with the Cowboys. As a professional journalist from the Upstairs Backlane Hollywood Journalism School

Tales from the Meteor – “The Road” to Superb Owl LII

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Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Belichick's hatred for playing with an unmarked deck. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2018 Season Kickoff!

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Now that the NFL off-season is here, it's time to move on to worthier pursuits.  I speak, of course, of AFL, AFLW, and AFLX. Yes, AFLX.  This is a brand new game the AFL is trying out to see if it can capture the imagination of countries that don't play cricket

TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!

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It's been "interesting" around DFO this week.  Now that we're transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they're in a rather weird mood. King Hippo  was a little pissed off earlier this week, as were a lot of us.  Though our resident Iggles and P*ts fans (you jerks know who you

Vikings Coach Mike Zimmer Faces the Music and Dances

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Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer did not conduct a press conference Friday in which he addressed the team’s blowout 38-7 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in the NFC Championship game and offered a few thoughts on what the future might bring for the team. “It was a combination of factors,”