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“This Beer Tastes Like Ass!” – The Falcons At Their Bye
Hi again. I’m Beerguyrob, Way back in the recent past – September 3rd, to be precise – the truthiest of truth bombs was dropped…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking…
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Your “It’s Friday. Let’s Eat And Drink And Drug Like The Champs We Are” Friday Night Football Open Thread
It’s shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it “un-beautiful symmetry”, maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are…
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HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO…. Who’s ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and…
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Your 2018 US Open Day 1 Preview and All-Day Thread to Waste Time at Work and Avoid Your Family!
This United States Open. Golf’s greatest test; it is my favorite tournament in golf, which makes it one of my top-three and a half…
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World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance
*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing…
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Goddess II – Epilogue
EXTERIOR, Balls’ beach house, pool deck, San Felipe, Baja California, México The sun is slowly setting on the mountains at Balls’ back leaving streaks of…
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Goddess II – The Conclusion(?)
[The Outskirts of Las Vegas, Nevada, 7:38am] tWBS guides the van past the last completed housing development on this particular road, then takes the…
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The Candidate
Any executives in the room? Anyone responsible for human resources, HR? How about anyone from a workplace that is always looking for good people?…