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Goddess II – Episode 15
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Parking Deck, 7:07am] A small and fragile looking elderly woman approaches the van where Luis, Manuel and Brad are…
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Goddess II – Episode 14
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 6:07am] tWBS staggers out of the living room. There are still eight porn girls (and also BallsofSteelandFury)…
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Goddess II – Episode 13
She was stretched out as far as her legs could go and there were tongues all over her body. One on her left nipple…
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Goddess II – Episode 12
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night’s party): *sigh* OK, we’re…
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DFO Cocktail Hour – Exit Incognito
As the days get longer and warmer, we here at DFO are sharing our favorite cocktails to help put that extra kick into your…
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Goddess II – Episode 11
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off. After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves…
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Goddess II – Episode 10
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a…
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DFO University – Sophomore Alcohol – Beer: Ales 220
Good morning class. Sorry about the change in location. Really, that hipster should have known better than to call Professor Fozz “sweetheart”, but what’s…
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Goddess II – Episode 9
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to…
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Goddess II – Episode 8
Previously, on Goddess II…. When the elevator doors open… tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren’t kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite.…