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DFO University – Sophomore Alcohol – Beer: Ales 220
Good morning class. Sorry about the change in location. Really, that hipster should have known better than to call Professor Fozz “sweetheart”, but what’s…
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Goddess II – Episode 9
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to…
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Goddess II – Episode 8
Previously, on Goddess II…. When the elevator doors open… tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren’t kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite.…
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DFO University – Sophomore Alcohol – Beer: Lagers 210
Good afternoon students. Congratulations to those who advanced from the introductory course in this program. To all the transfer students from ITT Tech, the…
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Goddess II – Episode 7
Previously, on Goddess II…. [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa): See? I knew we’d find them here.…
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Goddess II – Episode 6
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the…
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Goddess II – Episode 5
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said…
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Goddess II – Episode 4
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open….. tWBS: Holee… Leticia: …Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya.…
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DFO University – Introduction to Alcohol 101
Good afternoon students, I’m your professor – Dr. Robert Beer-Guy. Welcome to our classroom, the Prohibition Bar at the Rosewood Hotel Georgia. My regular…
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Baking with Litre IV and impromptu Saturday thread.
Rachael Carlevale Cannabis Wedding Crown. Photo by Tracey Eller for Cosmic Sister Note – I have a medical card for a back injury so…