Oscars 2017: I’m Sorry, I Don’t Know Anything About La La Land

I told myself I was going to try to keep my Oscar posts a little shorter this year. So far, well... Here are your 2017 Academy Award nominees! BEST PICTURE Arrival Fences Hacksaw Ridge Hell or High Water Hidden Figures La La Land Lion Manchester by the Sea Moonlight I'm behind on my top-of-ticket viewing so far this year, having seen

NFL Coaching Carousel Special

That's a funny word.  Carousel.  Seriously, look at it, it's weird.... Carousel. Meh.  Whatever. Coaches be gettin' fired.  Coaches be gettin' rumored.  Let's get up to date, Shall we? Carousel?  CAROUSEL!!!!!! No Hard feelings guys, but GTFO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhkNLHictW8 - Who's Out? LA Rams - Jeff Fisher - Here, have a contract extension.....PSYCHE!!!!!!  Bye Jeff.         Jacksonville Jaguras - Gus Bradley -

How your teenager can learn to drive better by watching NASCAR

Author's Note: Today is the beginning of the offseason for 62.5% of the NFL teams.  Thus, our offseason DFO #content begins!  Stay tuned for a 2017 AFL Season Preview and many more surprises.  Trust me, 2017 is going to be a great year!  I can feel it.  I was born in

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week 2 (Semifinals)

Imagine my surprise when I woke up on Friday morning and saw that the Western Bulldogs were within a point of the Hawthorn Hawks at Half Time.  I thought, "Damn, the Doggies actually have a chance!"  What happened afterwards, what happened the next day, and much more on Welcome to Balls

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week 1

Oh kids, do we have some great stuff this week!  Gather around and let Ole Balls tell you about this weekend's finals games! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We start off with the surprise of Finals Week 1.  Going in, few people, me included, thought that the Western Bulldogs would

BattleBots Finale and Awards Blowout!

All right, it's that time, for the last time, it's robot fighting time. For old friends, welcome back! For new friends, welcome to the final BattleBots recap of the summer. I'm your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo. We've been following this season's BattleBots since the competing robots were announced back in April,

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Bye Week

As we discussed last week, the AFL decided to institute a bye week between the end of the Home and Away season and Finals Week One in an effort to deter teams from resting players and stop allegations of tanking.  This, of course, was a response to what happened last

CramBeet?: St. Swithin’s Day Massacre Edition

/Vault door shudders and creaks, whines and slowly withdraws, rolling to one side //A dirty, disheveled man in a torn jumpsuit peers out from the door frame, squinting against even the faint sunlight. His beard appears to be thick and bushy enough to hide Dan Snyder, but something still hints at

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 22

Apologies for the AFL Beat being late, but there was the slight thing about Sunday being my birthday and all so that got in the way.  A shocking loss, a flirtation with perfection, and a tightening anal sphincter are all up for your perusal on Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Ok,

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 21

There were plenty of those this week!  A recap, a look ahead, and a whole lot more on Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We start off with the Friday Night Footy clash between the Western Bulldogs and the Collingwood Magpies and you know what, let's get straight to this: If Steele

Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

Although his powers of evil are completely capable of making it happen, not even RGshithead (that's Roger Goodell) would cancel six games.  Right? (my glass is half full btw) So here we are-cheering for football itself, our fave teams and most importantly, NO INJURIES. This is who we are, folks.