TGISF…aka “Last Second Re-Tread and also Merry New Year!!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jFOdtweVWI Beef Jerky Time!!!!   There's plenty, you know. - I'm sorry folks.  Sincerely.  This week....Thank God It's Sexy Friday is going to suck.  And I don't mean just a little bit of suck.  It's going to suck badly.  I mean like, if I got paid anything around here, this one would warrant getting

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 62)

The scene: An unnamed bar in the Free and Sovereign State of Chihuahua, Mexico. Ballsofsteelandfury is sitting at a table in a dark corner, along with Covalent Blonde, Low Commander, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and Otto's Brain. Although Otto's Brain is actually on the table rather than at it, being

Your “What The Hell Are These?!” Afternoon Bowl Games Open Thread

Seriously, there's too many of these. Anyone who watched last night's Foster Farms Bowl saw a near-empty stadium and a meh football game. Actual attendance wasn't announced, but they did tarp off the 18000-seat upper deck. As always, let's blame Jed York for this failure. I doubt this many fans will attend

Better Know A Trump Appointee – Vincent Viola

The hits just keep on coming with Donald Trump. At this point, it looks like membership in only one organization qualifies you for consideration for a cabinet position:   Something tells me Pharrell doesn't fit in with the rest of Trump's picks. I wonder if Trump knows it's not a real club. Name: Vincent

Your “Is It Too Early To Start Practicing My New Year’s Drinking?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

No. It's not, and it never is.   NFL News: Steve Smith is saying he's "89 percent sure" done after this Sunday. I think we shall all miss him, even Steelers fans. The Bills are admitting it's a "business decision" to start EJ Manuel, because of that huge bonus Tyrod Taylor has

Lazy Wednesday JV NFL Open Thread

Embrace the nothingness with these fine fixtures: Pinstripe Bowl - Pitt vs. Northwestern (2:00, ESPN) The Mildcats are going to honor alum Craig Sager with a helmet patch instead of a FOR REALS colour rush, which is beyond disappoint. Pitt will run a lot, and score and allow many scores, if