Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Big Intro!

Guten Tag, Drones. Taking a break from attempting to remove rodents from various pieces of water-sports (points at Balls:  not one word) equipment and watching Hellesuck destroy any hopes and dreams Litre might once have had to put together this morning's work week distraction. Seriously, Hellebuyck, suck more why don't you? Today's topic

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Goon This Up

I'll be honest, this draft may have some limited appeal and we'll probably wind up talking amongst ourselves before we run out of picks, but I wanted to use that featured image and I've been watching more hockey than usual lately, so you will get the draft you get and

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Can’t Touch This!

Guten Tag, drones. Today's topic is brought to you courtesy of s discussion is yesterday's AM/PM open thread, after Ovi broke Gretzky's once "unbreakable" career-goal scoring mark. Side-note, fuck Gretzky and his MAGA ass.  Canada should revoke his citizenship. Anyway, Ovechkin now taking the record back to the Russian Motherland inspired a conversation

Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Well That Sucked

Guten Tag, drones. I just remembered about Monday and Mock Drafts and such while sitting in front of my computer in stunned silence as the UConn Hockey Team Made Up As Individuals Identifying As Male lost in OT of the NCAA play-offs, with a chance to go to their very first