Your “What’s Lying Around” Contentmine and Liver Filling Cocktail of Right Meow

OH WE GON DRANK

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 9, 2023August 9, 2023

It is HOT AS BALLS in DC right meow (and as a general rule). And like a genius, I biked back from getting a haircut, which makes me a sweaty mess. HOWEVA, it also means I earned a drink. And wouldn't you know it, I have a fully stocked bar

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 19” Thursday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 20, 2023July 20, 2023

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Your Boots on the Grounds! Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 13, 2023July 13, 2023

Happy Thursday! I'm tired, you're tired, it's hot out, let's skip the preamble and get on with it. I did NOT go to the All Star Game this week, mainly because I didn't care about it (or frankly remember that it was happening/happened until Weaselo's mention in last night's open thread).

Your “Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 18” 4th of July Edition Slash Open Thread

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 4, 2023July 2, 2023

Your “Rotational Thursday With BFC” Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 29, 2023June 29, 2023

Banner Photo Credit (And clearly I have no idea what day it is) Last week, Litre teed up a question to me, which is exactly how I predicted these alternating Thursdays would go, and they absolutely haven't. "As you know I live in the political equivalent to Florida. It was floated about this

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand

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Horatio Cornblower - June 26, 2023June 25, 2023

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This week's suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested "best supporting athlete/actor ever" as a topic. He actually suggested it a while ago and I like it enough to bookmark it for a night when it was really

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 17” Tuesday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 20, 2023June 20, 2023

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Sunday (Biscuits and no) Gravy

Game Time Decision - May 28, 2023May 28, 2023

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So, to give our esteemed yeah right a week off of these Sunday Gravy posts, I have the unenviable task of trying to fill those mixing bowls, sheet pans, measuring cup, fuck, not sure which one, if any, works. And i think this is,like, year 7 of him doing the

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 16

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 24, 2023

Dear Diary: I Am Still Unemployed

The Brain Dump

Alex_Demote - May 22, 2023May 22, 2023

Refusing the urge to call myself "funemployed" took more energy than you might think. Truthfully I'm oscillating between feeling the most fulfilled I've ever felt in my life, to lying on the floor with no pants on, desperately wishing to fall asleep so I don't have to be conscious for

Your “Mock What Now?” Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 11, 2023May 11, 2023

Banner Photo from MST3K's twitter As you all know, during the offseason, Horatio runs a series of mock drafts to keep us from working entertained on Mondays. Two Mondays ago, that installment centered around comedy movies and DAMN did the kommentariat step up to the plate and crush that grapefruit over

Wait: When Is Mothers’ Day? Whew! – Offseason Sunday Open Thread

Open Threads

Don T - May 7, 2023May 7, 2023

The draft is over, it’s a new month, and there’s still time to get my mother something. Praise Gamblor. The stress is real, because down here in PR Mothers’ Day is, not-really quietly, the holiest of days. If you take your mother to lunch, it can’t be hurried. If you go