I had a whole diatribe written before the mailbag but then my computer turned off and I lost most of it. Anyway, how did Week 1 go for you? Did you get enough flag-humping pseudo patriotism to last you until Thursday? Did you cry with rage when the Patriots raised
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HAPPY FUN BRAIN SCREAMING TIME: A Buffalo Bills Season Preview!
I Want Carruth! You Can’t Handle Carruth! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Two Mea Cuplas FOAR EPL Week Three (Also Trickle of JV NFL)
2017 Indianapolis Colts Preview
For your 2017 Indianapolis Colts preview, I had an imaginary conversion with myself. Enjoy. So the Colts, huh. Didn't they used to be good? The Indianapolis Colts, né Baltimore Colts, have quite a storied history. The team began as the Miami Seahawks of the All America Football Conference in 1946 and were
A Place to Call Home
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YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our Ululating Sack Of Wet FartsDear Leader and the legal ramifications of his relentless drive to make this world an even more terrible place than it already
Your Half-assed 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
We aren’t in Le-High anymore.
Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in. The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic of choice when suddenly there is a knock on the door. Through the marijuana haze MTWV peers through the window and falls back asleep. LITRE COLA :I guess
Your “My Buns Have No Seeds” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ravens owner Steve Biscotti (pictured right) reached out to people like Ray Lewis to garner possible reactions to the potential signing of Colin Kaepernick. Because Ray Lewis might've helped kill a guy, but Ravens fans DO NOT FORGIVE taking a knee during a ceremonial part of a sporting contest.
Fun with Big Beer: “The High End”
The battle for your dollar rages on in the beer industry. For the last 2 decades, "Big Beer" in North America has tried many different tactics to try and quash the looming threat of micro-breweries taking their existing revenue: threatening to pull advertising to networks airing shows promoting micro-breweries, running