Entire Chargers Fan Base Attends LA Marathon

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 21, 2017

The irony of those shirts is just too much for me to handle.

2017 Madness – Sunday Nofunday

King Hippo - March 19, 2017March 18, 2017

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Hey, at least we got rid of Notre Dame! Documenting the atrocities... #7MW Michigan v. #2MW Louisville (12:10, CBS) Welp, the Wolverines did not go out with a whimper like I thought they might. In fact, they looked good enough to represent an even fight with the Cardinals, the lone non-evil ACC

Better Know A Bracket (2017) – Midwest Region

King Hippo - March 14, 2017March 14, 2017

Welcome to the mildly difficult region that is the Midwest, home yet again to perennial #1 seed, U*NC of the Midwest, Kansas. But those annoying, simplistic rhymin' fuckwits will have to earn they supper this year, with a pathway that includes Miami/Sparty, Iowa State, then likely Louisville or Oregon in

Better Know A Bracket (2017) – South Region

King Hippo - March 14, 2017March 13, 2017

Have you EVAR wanted to see the Venn Diagram of a CBS wet dream? Well, it's the cast of Big Bang Theory discussing the 2017 South Regional bracket. U*NC and Kentucky on a rose-petal lined street to a regional final matchup? YOU BET!! And UCLA along for the ride, just

entropy Reads the Classics…. a call for submissions

entropy - March 13, 2017March 13, 2017

OK, Folks, I know I have been mad lazy what with producing no new kontent and barely commenting and all, and I should probably apologize for that... but it would be bullshit, because I'm not good at apologies and I honestly felt I didn't have much to contribute lately, so I

Annual Performance Evaluation: Blandino, D.

Shogun Marcus - February 22, 2017February 21, 2017

NEW YORK, 4:30 a.m.: A bus rolls up to NFL Headquarters. The brakes hiss as the front door opens. A smoky fog rolls along the early morning street as a stumbling figure falls onto the curb. WHOO! HOT DAMN! That Snyder guy knows how to party! No, no guys I'm good, JJ

CrimeBeat!: Gift Horse Edition Part I

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 21, 2017February 21, 2017

So, over the last year of doing this "column," I have bitched on numerous occasions in the past about how desolate and bereft of Crime News I Can Use the off-season can be. But like the Monkey's Paw or online dating, one should be wary of that for what one

CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 17, 2017

WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED "HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE" TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the solemn duty to inform you that at 4:42 p.m., DFO Substandard Time on February 16, an unscheduled Jets Schadenfreude Day was launched from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Reports are still

Better Know A Guy Who’s Going To Screw Up Your Franchise For The Next 2-4 Years: Aftermath Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 15, 2017February 15, 2017

Whelp, the NFL Head Coaching Carousel appears to have come to a screeching halt with Kyle Shanahan's coronation as 49er's head "coach". Unless, of course, Jim Irsay reawakens from one of his quaalude-induced power naps and drops the hammer on Chuck Pagano. So: who is going to be the albatross around

CrimeBeat!: Whistling Past the Graveyard Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 8, 2017February 7, 2017

/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at the gaunt, haunted face in the mirror. It's going to be fine. You can make lemonade. You can make a silk purse. You can be a lawyer and politics

And now, a message from King Roger I

Senor Weaselo - February 6, 2017February 5, 2017

♫ set to the music of "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport's not a price that you're willing to pay, You cry There's nothing to do but hate-watch and hope Tom Brady dies. Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement to dictate your falls, Now you're making me mad, 'Cause maybe the season

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 2, 2017February 2, 2017

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So, it's time to talk about the Demon King. Sorry. I meant Roger Goodell, not the monster that occupies his soul. I decided to save the League's shittiest shitweasel for tonight, because I wanted to attempt a special FJM/KSK-style takedown to his "State of the League" 45-minute address from Wednesday night, using what