So, it's time to talk about the Demon King. Sorry. I meant Roger Goodell, not the monster that occupies his soul. I decided to save the League's shittiest shitweasel for tonight, because I wanted to attempt a special FJM/KSK-style takedown to his "State of the League" 45-minute address from Wednesday night, using what
Assholes
Joe and Troy: A Viewpoint
(Based on somewhat accurate reports.) America's Game of the Weak! Welcome to this sea of unwashed, drunken hobbits. I am here, despite my pleas, alongside this braindead troll. So Troy where do you think you are this time? I MUST KILL BATMAN! I'm sorry folks it seems Troy thinks he's still King Tut.
Celebrity Superb Owl Picks: Sean Spicer
COWARDLY MEDIA WHORE TRADING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY FOR ACCESS: Good evening, and welcome to CNN. Tonight, we turn to a somewhat lighter topic than normal: picking the winner of the upcoming Super Bowl. With us tonight is professional faux-liberal doormat Alan Colmes... COLMES: Thank you. I'm just so happy to be... WHORE: And
An Oath to Bleergh
We speak openly of Bleergh in this house. He doth rule our being. Believing in his ways is immaterial, as we have all exclaimed faint promise of hope that he will guide our chosen toward salvation. He cares not. His way is law, and we are all victim to it.
CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition
[Note From The "Author": pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the fuck down. I trust that you are all (mostly) intelligent adults who understand the responsibility to keep yourselves informed and participate in the political process. I
That’s it.
Author's Note: I wrote this in the wee hours of Monday morning after being rightfully PISSED OFF about Sunday's game. I've sat on it and spent all of Monday trying to cool down and get some perspective. I'm re-reading it on Monday night to see if I want to take
I feel your pain.
To our Charger, Raider, and Rams (I guess) commentists. I feel for you, I really do. I felt your pain 21 years ago. I am originally from the small city Winnipeg, Mb. In the summers it is fucking ace but it the winter it is the coldest, most bleak place ever since a
Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo
The Reign of the Jackal King Begins
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday!
Semi-Instant Balls Thoughts – Divisional Day One
Well, those were two games, weren't they? So far, this tourney has gone straight chalk. Not one upset to be had and not one game within ten points. The funny part is that both Saturday games were close at the half, teasing us with the promise of actual entertaining second half football.
