Bye Week Updates

Some Bears Have to Say Bye–2017 Bears Bye Week Update

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Scene: Once again, two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as they walk together, this time deep in the woods of Utica, IL, cutting a trail through a state park.  They are a study in contrasts, physically and verbally, though both appear prepared for a long journey, massive backpacks hugging their

Your 2017 Stihlers Bye Week Report

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Thought you were done with me, huh? Nope!  Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update on where they are this season. Also, because it's me, you get it in homophonic pictorial form. Okay, let's start.  I originally said that this season would hinge on

No One’s 2017 “Chargers” Bye Week Update

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There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in San Diego should be. To BOLTMAN, they will forever be the Heretics. To many on this site, various combination of Football/Shitty Clippers and LAwnmowers has been

Rams at the Bye – A Tale of Redemption and How Much Jeff Fisher Sucks

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A few months ago, some idiot writer previewed the Cleveland Los Angeles St. Louis no wait once again it actually is Los Angeles Rams for the 2017 season. After breaking down the strengths and weaknesses of the team (and introducing #ThePauls to our shared lexicon), the writer predicted that the

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt II – Tampa Bay Bucs

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[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California] Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring.  On the wall, the HD Tee Vee box plays a fantasy football advice show.  DTZM pays no attention, the sound is muted. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly sits nearby on the sofa, playing

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt I – Miami Dolphins

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[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida] tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot.  He looks at the slip of paper again, and double checks the address.  Satisfied it is correct, he begins hiking across the lot.  After checking his watch again, he begins to run.  As he picks

“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update

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Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now, before we get started, I'm going to give everyone a minute to get it out of their system before I put this-here jar on the table and officially

Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!

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Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys' 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones.  Unless you were living under a rock the last couple of weeks you know that our grandstanding Vice-President, Mike "I'm Terrified Of Any Woman Not My Mother" Pence, attended

“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye

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Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype my intro. THESE FUCKERS JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN! Coming off their bye this week, they host the Jay Cutler distracted Miami Dolphins, which should be an