“Foof” – A DJ Taj Grim Airy Tale.

  Banner image via  I'm just a little kid, it was late at night. I was scared of life having awakened from the dream of the dead kid chasing me again. I needed a hug from Mom and a glass of water, nothing else would suffice. I stumbled forth from my room and

Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019

Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT This team had serious question marks to start this season, and like 908% of the offense has gotten hurt since the opening kick-off to start the season. 2-4

Your “Sweet Holy Hell It’s Early” Sunday Morning Cricket Thread

So the other night I was joking around about the Cricket World Cup, and how I didn't think there should be an Open Thread because it's: On too damned early, and Too obscure Well, I've been shamed. So here we go. The final match of the tournament is between England (the hosts)

LET’S PLAY SOME GOLF! OR JUST SIT ON THE COUCH AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY WATCHING TV!

IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Yeah, we already had The Masters (and you know my thoughts about Augusta National), and the PGA Championship was definitely a lot of fun, but, now it's time for the greatest golf tournament of the year. It's the 119th edition of the United States Open

A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off

Here's a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of "tradition" and "the old ways" to actively make their golf tournament as white as possible. IT'S A GOLF TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKS. Fuck these people with Satan's chainsaw wang. Yeah,

Fine Dining

Bettola Bistro, 5:30 pm, March 21, 2019 Three men enter and are seated at a table in the otherwise-empty restaurant. The men convey a positive mood that suggests to the staff that the trio had just returned from a successful golf outing or a Robert Kraft-esque visit to a Northglenn strip

25 Questions About…

This: Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you.  It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called The ChickenFucker.  No, this is not the South Park episode, this is something else entirely.  Live action.  Apparently.  I know I have questions.  You may too: 1- Is the

YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football!  Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our Ululating Sack Of Wet FartsDear Leader and the legal ramifications of his relentless drive to make this world an even more terrible place than it already