TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Can't fool you guys, you're too smart.  Yep, it's Independence Day weekend.  Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we're celebrating the whole damned weekend. So find your beverage of choice, grab your flag (I said FLAG!!!!!!)....and let's do this. Sexy, Patriotic, Red, White and Blue Girls is the

Request Line: GIVE DEREK ALL THE MONEY

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A young man sits inside a recording booth, looking relaxed and happy.  The PRODUCER is outside the booth, punching buttons and counting off with his fingers.  For once, everything seems to be running quite smoothly.   PRODUCER: Good afternoon, and welcome to Request Line!  We are beyond

Anti-Millenial Gloating Achieves Apex

The over-29 Internet contingent is claiming a resounding victory for truth. "See, SEE; I told ya" was the general outcry of every person with a cellphone that recalls having used a payphone out of necessity. "I'm sure those You Tube kids were constantly praised by their parents. Could've used a

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)

The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry: I mean... You said you wanted to get some swimming in on this trip. BFC (glaring): Remember that time in Naples? Jerry: Yeah...? BFC: When you slept with that gymnast? Jerry:

CFL Beat: Week 2

We're headed into the Canada Day long weekend, and while I won't be watching most of these games, I will instead be doing my patriotic duty by getting drunk at the cottage and lighting off fireworks that were bought on the internet. All the same, I think if we see

Your “You Don’t Have Beerguy To Kick Around For A While” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Zach Orr is coming out of retirement, after being told by doctors that his congenital spinal condition is not as bad as first feared. His risk as been downgraded to "just like anyone else who plays that position". Luckily, he has a crack medical team behind him. The

Your “Ugh – This Crap Again?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100. something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey - he's currently available. Matty Ice came in at #10 on the same list. He's currently being featured in a new Gatorade ad with the tagline, "Make Defeat Your Fuel". Vince

Inside the Bear Den

SCENE: Two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as the walk the rough and tumble streets of Lake Forest, Illinois. They appear prepared for a long journey, massive backpacks hugging their muscular bodies. Both carry flashlights despite the sun beaming down from its peak height. And on their hips are

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”

Tonight's Episode: "In Heat " He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others.  It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity as the Cubbies had dropped the Sunday game vs the Cardinals, thus losing the weekend series. "This sure as shit ain't like last year!!!!" one frustrated fan shouted.  The