INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth. CONNOR, THE INTERN is looking inside with concern. THE PRODUCER is pacing with a cellphone held up to his ear. Inside sits NFL Quarterback TOM BRADY, smiling placidly and rubbing a red spot on his
Month: May 2017
Back in the Barrel With Ya
Dear HRTN…
The scene: The HRTN editor's meeting room. It's a large room with a table and several chairs around it.Covalent Blonde, Old School Zero, Ballsofsteelandfury and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are sitting around the table, and there are yuuuge stacks of letters strewn about. There are two doors in the room.
Your “Hey – There’s A Game 7 On Tonight!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: VI VOL. II – YOU HAVE THE MEAT!
25 Questions About….
this: I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear armageddon during the Cold War. I also saw the end of the Cold War and the uneasy transition to the world we live in today where enemies are
Historical Badasses: Jean-Pierre Hallet
Have you ever fought Nazis? No, probably not. What about crocodiles, lions or leopards? Probably not those either. Have you ever blown yourself up with TNT and lived to tell the tale? What about delivering over 500 babies? What about learning 19 different languages? Yup, Jean-Pierre Hallet did all of
Your “Depths of the Off-season” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott was in a minor car crash on Sunday, so he's been kept out of practice. Myles Garrett was held out of drills because he has suffered a minor injury and the Browns don't want to break him (yet). Being a Brown will break him, however. Positive
Your 2017 Indigenous Round Guernseys!
Your “Scoring Is Down But Celebrations Are Up!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Summer: The Season of Murder, Decay, and Warm Beer
My calendar tells me that summer is coming and other events I’m looking forward to, including “Testicle Scraping”, “Trepanning with a Sharp Stone”, and “Prostrate Exam at Local Prison.” Summer is a shit time of year. In Baltimore, summer means three H’s: hazy, hot, and humid. It also brings the three M’s:
Twin Picks – Ep 2: Traces to Nowhere
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we have arrived at the Bengals facility, Paul Brown Stadium, which to me sounds like the name of the place where the cross-state Cleveland Browns would play, where the general employees are beginning to fill the parking lot. Per the league calendar, most of the veterans