Miss Bumbum – A Teaching Moment

ballsofsteelandfury - November 14, 2018November 10, 2018

As you may recall, the DFO team had a homework assignment a couple of months back. On September 7, 2018, on the eve of the NFL season starting, I took over tWBS's Sexy Friday post and set up a poll which would determine which Brazilian ass was the best Brazilian

Red Sox win World Series; Maestro continues to be insufferable.

The Maestro - October 29, 2018

FACKIN' STEVE PEAHCE AND DAVID PRICE! THIS IS OW-AH FACKIN' YEAHH! NEVAH HAS THEAH BEEN SUCH A FACKIN' INCREDIBLE TEAM. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[spits dip]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can Everton Finish Off Mourinho? (and other Lesser/JV Combo Thoughts)

King Hippo - October 27, 2018October 26, 2018

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Yes, it's time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded off. Everton (in 8th position on 15 points, +3 GD) only need a draw at Old Trafford to stay above Manure (10th, -1), and the Blues

It’s Stuck, So Time to Force It: 2018 Detroit Lions Bye Weekapalooza

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 10, 2018October 10, 2018

It's a burden, being right all the time. I know, I know- I hear you virtually saying "But Mayhem, how could being right all the time be anything but wonderful? You win all the arguments, you hit the stock market like it was Tyreek Hill's baby momma,* and women fall over each

“Save Us, Jameis!” and Other Signs of Desperation: Tampa Bay at the Bye

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 3, 2018October 3, 2018

So the Roadrunner's a dick, right? Wile E. Coyote has some issues of his own, no argument. The ancient Greeks wish they had come up with a hubris myth as simple and powerful as Wile opening an ACME box. But the Roadrunner is the real villain of the series. Weird Al Yankovic

Hey Rube: Your 2018 Buffalo Bills Season “Preview”

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 5, 2018September 5, 2018

"So maybe there's hope. Or maybe I'm going mad... In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely." -Hunter S. Thompson, The Great

JV NFL 2018 Kickoff Posting

King Hippo - September 1, 2018

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Yes indeed, tis that time once again. Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail. Let's get to the #ACTION! James Madison at NC State (Noon, ESPNU) How does a match like this garner national teevee coverage? Wolven QB Ryan Finley, soon to dominate Mel Kiper wet dreams, and leader

Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread or When Will Mourinho get fired already?

ballsofsteelandfury - September 1, 2018August 31, 2018

It's been one heck of a couple of weeks for ole Grumpy Pants. First, United lost to something called Brighton Hove and Albion: Then, they lost 0-3 at home to Tottenham. The presser afterwards was... not good. Now, the pressure is fully on and the news coming out of England is that if

Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview

WCS - August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

Well, holy hell. Wasn't that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to see who is who? Two greats, with history, both recent, and historically, to add to their legacy? Steelers and Patriots, two rivals vying for for supremacy

Your 2018 “I’ll Keep my Money, Bisciotti” Baltimore Ravens Preview

jjfozz - August 8, 2018

Twenty years ago I bought my PSL for the Ravens. After i wrote the check I had $100 in my bank account, but having been brought up on football, and starving for the same, I was all in. This year I didn’t renew my tickets because I’m sick and motherfucking tired

Your “Yay! Holidays!!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 12, 2018July 12, 2018

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NFL News: The Hall of Fame has decided how they will dick around TO. He will not be mentioned during the ceremony, and will mail him his gold jacket after the ceremony - presumably so he can't wear it to his own ceremony at UT-Chattanooga. "The focus," Hall of Fame

2018 World Cup Thursday Open Thread

litre_cola - June 21, 2018June 21, 2018

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I for one have loved this ridiculous tournament so far. I always go through a bit of withdrawal after the second round of games as we only get 2 start times next week with four games. Seriously, quit trying to have sportsmanship FIFA you are as crooked as a dog's