Offseason Qb Interviews! – Miami edition.

litre_cola - February 21, 2018February 20, 2018

Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I've been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play here? After an injury to Tannehill last year they brought in one of DFO’s favoUrites. I hope the cat hasn’t taken his laissez faire attitude elsewhere.

Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable

King Hippo - February 13, 2018February 12, 2018

King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC Basel (2:45 EST, FS2) King Hippo: Easy preview first - teh snuff film. FC Basel ain't even in first in the goddamned Swiss League this season, whilst Man City is

Evil Celebrity Pickakke

Wakezilla - February 3, 2018February 2, 2018

This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor in Donald Trump being president, and this year’s celebrity pickakke should be evil and bad. It’s what we deserve. . . Hello fellow DFOers, I dipped into

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 1, 2018February 1, 2018

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All photoshops courtesy of Low Commander Welcome to the fourth night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by hypocritical Midwestern values, lutefisk, and the Plow King. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCl-HXllGI0 Tonight we discuss the worst aspect of the NFL experience - rabid fan bases. Of course, any discussion of NFL fans must, legally,

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Non-Super Sunday Edition (2017 Season)

King Hippo - January 22, 2018January 21, 2018

This will be the last edition of this column for the season, as the prophecy is ended and I have no interest in repeating last season. Stupid Doug Marrone. Our beloved Jaguras, despite the even week, had the P*ts beat. They were clearly the better side, and had a fantastic gameplan that

DFO Coaching Carousel 2017 Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - December 27, 2017December 26, 2017

The rumors are starting to heat up in advance of Week 17 games. Given that a lot of decisions are made immediately after the last game of the season, I've decided to go through each team to see what the outlook is for the coach instead of reacting after the

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Oakland Raiders

Beerguyrob - December 21, 2017December 21, 2017

Honestly, after watching the games this weekend, I really wanted to do the Chargers or the Seahawks. But the Dirt Clippers did themselves with the move to LA, and they both deserve their pain & are all-but-dead to this site, so I don't even want to cover their misery. The

25 Questions About…

ballsofsteelandfury - December 12, 2017December 12, 2017

This Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities and former players employed by the NFL's own Network are being accused of some very bad things. I'm SO happy that the current climate allows for assholes like

JV NFL Championship Saturday and Everton Sells Its Soul and Future

King Hippo - December 2, 2017December 1, 2017

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It's with a heavy and angry heart that I write this. As I noted on NSNO.co.uk, the creatures that live under rocks have won. It is not enough for them to have Brexit and Trump, no. They had to come for my Everton, too. I can not, and will not

Catholics v. Convicts – the Next Century! Lesser Footy Thread

King Hippo - November 11, 2017November 10, 2017

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Yes, my friends, it's time to rekindle some hatred-based good times from our childhoods. Ain't that always a hoot? No Euro-Lesser Footy, as they's on international break, yet again. SIGH. Michigan State at Ohio State (Noon, Fox) These teams are right next to one another in the rankings (12/13), but the spread

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - November 10, 2017November 7, 2017

Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record. FACK THEM, THOSE FACKIN' QUEEAHS I CAN'T BELIEVE I CHEEAHD FOAH THIS FACKIN' TEAM, EVAH Wait -- Tawmmy -- why are you upset, exactly? I feel like considering the questionable

Why Not Zoidberg?!?: Detroit Lions Bye Week Update

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

RECORD: 3-3 PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2 So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems only appropriate that I begin the Bye Week Bonanza on a literary note. In his novel A Dirty Job, Christopher Moore describes his protagonist as a “Beta Male”