Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread or When Will Mourinho get fired already?

ballsofsteelandfury - September 1, 2018August 31, 2018

It's been one heck of a couple of weeks for ole Grumpy Pants. First, United lost to something called Brighton Hove and Albion: Then, they lost 0-3 at home to Tottenham. The presser afterwards was... not good. Now, the pressure is fully on and the news coming out of England is that if

Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview

WCS - August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

Well, holy hell. Wasn't that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to see who is who? Two greats, with history, both recent, and historically, to add to their legacy? Steelers and Patriots, two rivals vying for for supremacy

Your 2018 “I’ll Keep my Money, Bisciotti” Baltimore Ravens Preview

jjfozz - August 8, 2018

Twenty years ago I bought my PSL for the Ravens. After i wrote the check I had $100 in my bank account, but having been brought up on football, and starving for the same, I was all in. This year I didn’t renew my tickets because I’m sick and motherfucking tired

Your “Yay! Holidays!!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 12, 2018July 12, 2018

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NFL News: The Hall of Fame has decided how they will dick around TO. He will not be mentioned during the ceremony, and will mail him his gold jacket after the ceremony - presumably so he can't wear it to his own ceremony at UT-Chattanooga. "The focus," Hall of Fame

2018 World Cup Thursday Open Thread

litre_cola - June 21, 2018June 21, 2018

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I for one have loved this ridiculous tournament so far. I always go through a bit of withdrawal after the second round of games as we only get 2 start times next week with four games. Seriously, quit trying to have sportsmanship FIFA you are as crooked as a dog's

The NFL Dating Game!

yeah right - May 7, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNJurbIDEpU Voice over: "It's time to play...The NFL Dating Game! Now Let's welcome the host of our show...The Ghost of Jim Lange!" [audience applause] Ghost of Jim Lange: "Hi Everybody! Welcome back to our show! We've got a great contestant lined up today and three handsome available NFL bachelors just waiting for their chance to

Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble]

King Hippo - April 24, 2018April 24, 2018

Let's blow that up a little. Because it deserves it. A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. Christ on a bike. Liverpool is the worst. You can hear German Elton John whining all the way down here in the Southland. You know the questionable calls

Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)

King Hippo - April 7, 2018April 6, 2018

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Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin' sweet for them, if not coming off a humiliating hiding in the Champions League quarters). That will be on big NBC at 12:30, and everyone will watch.

Roger Goodell’s Reported Time of 5.41s in the 40 Yard Dash is a Disgraceful Lie

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

Like many people who were fairly fast runners in their youth, I thought I'd be capable of running the forty yard dash in less than five seconds. Sure, there's plenty of NFL-caliber players in the NFL who can't, but most of those are offensive linemen and run-stuffing nose tackles. But

Champions League Lesser Footy: Hump Day Edition Roundtable

Wakezilla - February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

Happy Hump Day everyone! Listen to her "singing" here. I can't imagine how she could have butchered the National Anthem We have a special edition of Champions League lesser footy today. England's lesser footy equivalent of the P*triots, Manchester United, play Sevilla. Oh, there's so many reasons to hate these crumpet eating

Offseason Qb Interviews! – Miami edition.

litre_cola - February 21, 2018February 20, 2018

Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I've been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play here? After an injury to Tannehill last year they brought in one of DFO’s favoUrites. I hope the cat hasn’t taken his laissez faire attitude elsewhere.

Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable

King Hippo - February 13, 2018February 12, 2018

King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC Basel (2:45 EST, FS2) King Hippo: Easy preview first - teh snuff film. FC Basel ain't even in first in the goddamned Swiss League this season, whilst Man City is