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NFL Disintegration

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There is a reason this is being posted in the middle of the night.  Now, to get the full experience, follow along: Light a black candle Light a clove incense stick Turn the lights off Hit Play on the YouTube link below and scroll in time with the lyrics Oh I miss the kiss of

Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer

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I'm not here to talk about that thing that's happening over the weekend. I'm here to talk about #content and #branding! That's what we're really  interested in. People love #content, and they love #brands! Are you #upforwhatever? Here at Uproxx, we sure are! Whatever the cost, whatever it takes! Readers don't

The Son Of The Morning Star Shall This Year Rise In The West!

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Narrator:  George Armstrong Custer was a United States Army officer and cavalry commander in the American Civil War and the American Indian Wars. Raised in Michigan and Ohio, Custer was admitted to West Point in 1857, where he graduated last in his class in 1861.  His ability to estimate numbers has

Super Bowl Shocker: The Unedited Footage Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Want You To See

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Hey everyone. I'm David Daleiden, you may remember me from the video that blew the lid off the illegal aborted baby parts black market operation being run out of the Houston Planned Parenthood. Today I'm undercover at what we believe to be a large and hitherto unknown Planned Parenthood facility that's home to

DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I

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Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all over it!  The teams for the Pro Bowl will be "drafted" on Wednesday and the odds and prop bets will be out shortly thereafter.  In the

A Friendly Wager

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Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?....I see, yes sir, one moment please....(Phone Clicks)...Alright, you are connected to the video conference line to the Governor's Office. Governor Doug Doucey (R-AZ): Pat? You there? This thing working Pat? Dang interns setting these things up. I have no idea how in the

This is not where I parked my car!

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Entropy made a comment in Hippo's Monday post that alluded to the NFL turning into the NBA so gradually we didn't even notice.  Truth be told, I'd had the same thought over the course of this weekend.  It is disturbing for sure.  I thought about writing up a post, but it's