Executing Jameis: Your DFO Legal and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - August 8, 2017August 8, 2017

ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page). Greetings Dick Joke Enthusiasts. It's your old pal TrollSoHardUniversity. As some of you know, I'm licensed attorney and a fantasy football mastermind. Last January, I came

Offseason Fantasy FOOTBAW! Roundtable and Saturday Open Thread

King Hippo - July 22, 2017

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The following will comprise a conversation told by one ugly American and two upstanding Canadians (Maestro and Litre_Cola). No names have been changed to protect the innocent. I apologize for not cleaning up the format and syntax better, but fuck it, I am lazy. I tried adding and changing the

Your “Yay! Bad Things DO Happen To Bad People” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 18, 2017May 18, 2017

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NFL News: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The opening of the new joint Rams and Chargers stadium in Inglewood, Calif., has been delayed until 2020. Unexpected rainfall this winter has slowed work on site excavation & foundation preparation. Per the L.A. Times, water at times stood up to 12 to 15 feet deep from

Your Early Afternoon NFL Football Slate

scotchnaut - September 11, 2016September 11, 2016

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Shall we do this? Let's! Pack/Jax-Rb Ivory is listed as questionable but the injury is minor. (I just learned that the league did away with the "probable" designation-where was I?) Rodgers should be ready and raring to go now that wr Nelson is at full health. Word is that rb Lacy's

Your “The Starters Are Playing For The First Half? [faints]” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 25, 2016

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Yes, it's the beginning of the vaunted third week of the preseason, when the players that we love/hate play for a wee bit. That is, unless they're the teensiest bit injured. I like to think of it as a teaser for what is to come. Of course, if my team

Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview

scotchnaut - August 24, 2016

Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare that isn't what he used to be. Tom Coughlin limped away last year at the behest of head office and tens of thousands of fans despite

Meanwhile at the Factory of Sadness: UPDATES!

laserguru - March 10, 2016March 12, 2016

After the first full day of free agency, and what a whirlwind it was, fans of the Cleveland Browns sat back today to examine the stockpile of riches that the team brought forth during the early stages of free agency. Following an offseason that saw the Browns front office put together

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - January 22, 2016January 22, 2016

As excited as I am for this weekend's games, no matter how you slice and dice it, there's going to be a nuclear-level amount of hot takes to be floating around the web come Monday morning. I can see them now already, and I'm dreading it: If the Panthers lose: "CAM

Christmas Eve Afternoon Waste of Our Time

WCS - December 24, 2015December 24, 2015

I mean, what do YOU really want to do? Spend time with your family? Pffff... We've got two JV bowl games today. For starters, we've got the Bahamas Bowl, between the Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders, and the Western Michigan Broncos. The only bowl game to be (currently) played in another

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

Star Wars is out today. I AM READY TO SHIT MY DICK. I rewatched the original trilogy all this week to get myself hyped. (Obviously not the new ones though. I may be younger than some of you all, but I'm not a dumbass. At least, not a gigantic one.)

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - December 11, 2015

I've felt out of the loop on most sports things this week. I dunno why. Apparently the Vikes-Cards game was good last night? Regardless, I've got the weekend to get myself turned around and sufficiently intoxicated on both sports and alcohol, so hope is not lost for me. Hopefully your fantasy

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - December 4, 2015December 4, 2015

I missed the Lions-Packers game last night, and I'm damn sorry I did. Because holy shit, when I got home from hockey and looked at my phone, I laughed for ten minutes after watching the last play highlights. God damn, Detroit. When Cleveland fans make fun of you - and especially