GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 9: MARY

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME  YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING?   The giddy inducing dream preordained everything. What shirt to wear, Mario Bava. Dinner, a tuna sandwich. Bring with you, a camera, a Diet Coke, a granola bar, some high grade gummies, 36 dollars cash and 9 bottles of beer. Don't worry there's

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 8: HOTEL

I start to really take notice that this does not look or feel very safe. The dead that lay at my feet are starting to move. Turns out they're just waking up from where their whatever form of amusement took them last evening. Some will speak to you. "Give me money" While others

GHOST’S ON THE GROUND 7: CECIL

If I live until June I will see my 65th birthday come to pass. Can you imagine, 50 years of smoking weed? Everybody always said that stuff will kill you. Well look who's dancing in the happy hunting grounds all the while I consume piggishly, drinking and smoking like an unwanted

Monday Evening Open Thread – My experience with weight loss

Evening all, I hope you are having a great Monday so far, if such a thing is possible.  We had a really nice peaceful weekend and my wife started switching out her clothes for spring/summer.  So I was thinking about doing some changing out myself, when I realized I will need

GHOST’S ON THE GROUND: 6 HERITAGE

Two words. Spectacular.   The morning has been filled with dismay, hands shake, throat burns. Blurred vision as uneasiness fills my sweat stained eyes. Did I survive the intentional unbalance only to pursue further lunacy? What was I thinking? NOT VERY SQUARE, JUST SAYING. Saw it on T.V. I did. So I just went there

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND – 5 – HAUNTED HOUSE

Lost in another revolting night filled with Korean exploitation horror films, when suddenly it hits, why off to the internet I did scamper. Typed in haunted houses in my city and guess what happened? Do you believe in ghosts? Yes you, well? I read somewhere (or could have just made it up) that more

Monday Evening Open Thread – Trench Crusade the War of Heaven and Hell on Earth

Howdy everyone!  I will be attempting to fill the void that is Monday Night, the end of the worst day of the week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81Ojd3d2rY How apropo that the best song about Mondays is sung by such a degenerate as John Philips.  And I am well aware of which side he would be

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update

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I don't really expect y'all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I'm writing this to keep myself accountable to myself. You're just innocent bystanders. If you, somehow, are able to get some positive motivation or laughs out of this, that's gravy. Without further ado: GOLF I