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Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ: A Swing and a Miss

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As the scene opens we see an old man who can’t say no sitting naked on a couch watching a 90 year old Joan Crawford movie, giggling like a loon and screaming to the sky about filling all dreams with electricity. When suddenly, there comes a knock upon the door. The

Lurid or Lucid? A Very Different Sunday Gravy

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 The monumental sadness of everything. Harken back to a happier time, while stoned and watching, I think it was Bourdain.  He was in some remote village in a place I long (I’m certain Dok has already been) to see, when the host asked where one can get the best drunken egg rolls

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Who wants to get Stupid? The Hot Wing Gauntlet Challenge

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Good morning folks. Good to be back after a lovely week off. Thanks again to Game Time Decision for stepping in and for also showing some truly impressive creativity. As for me, I'm rested, ready and fired up to keep the Sunday Gravy Train rolling. Guess we could consider today's episode a

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 18: The 2013 Youabian Puma

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[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! WE FINALLY FUCKING WON A GAME! GOD, THAT GETS MY DICK HARD. We're going on a fucking ROLL from here on out. I can feel it. I'm vibrating

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 17: The 2009 Covini C6W

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[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! THESE FUCKING COCKSUCKER MEMPHIS SHOWBOATS, I CALL THEM THE SS MINNOWS. AN 0-3 START TO THE SEASON GETS YOU EXECUTED AT CENTER FIELD IN ARENA BALL. God DAMMIT,

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 16: The 2005 Citroën C3 Pluriel

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[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT FUCKIN' BACK? MY GODDAMN FOOTBALL TEAM. FUCK, DO WE FUCKIN' SUCK. Holy SHIT. Practise this week is nothing but suicides and Oklahoma drills.

Chapter 5: Alive in Dove Valley

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[chapter 1] [chapter 2] [chapter 3] [chapter 4]   Russell Wilson awoke to the sound of Sports Center. Clean white sheets and sanitary plastic bed-rails enshrined him. He heard the sound of his daughter enjoying a game on her iPad, and his wife trying not to argue with a nurse. An oxygen mask sat snugly

Chapter 4: Beneath Dove Valley

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[chapter 1] [chapter 2] [chapter 3] ---------- Russell Wilson awoke to the sensation of dripping water. As his hands searched for purchase on the slick stone floor, they scraped across several crusty pores and sharp cracks in the uneven surface. He picked himself up slowly, stifling a cough and begging for relief from his