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Hunter Henry Displeases BOLTMAN
Third year tight end Hunter Henry was struck down with an ACL injury on Tuesday, likely sidelining him for the entire 2018 season. BOLTMAN…
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Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM,…
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San Diego’s Greetings: A Very BOLTMAN X-Mas
EXTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM FIELD – X-MAS EVE As the sun sets on the city of San Diego, a lone figure walks from the…
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The Evil Dean
EXTERIOR – RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS – EARLY DUSK [The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd…
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[DFO] Archives: Electric Origins – The Birth of Evil
YAXKIN MULUK, 900 BC – GRAND TEMPLE – INTERIOR [The HIGH PRIEST stands before a glorious golden altar leading his congregation of hundreds in…
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Listen to the Rhythm of the Falling Rain
FEBRUARY 2017 – MIDDAY – INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA – CHARGERS/RAMS JOINT STADIUM SITE [Three well-dressed men exit a limo and approach a chain-link fence, bordering…
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A Night at the Opera: BOLTMANIAN RHAPSODY
♫ Set to the music of “Bohemian Rhapsody” from Queen ♫ FANS: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a…
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ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – DOWNTOWN – DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN’S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL,…
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Meanwhile, at the Luxor
INTERIOR, LUXOR CASINO & HOTEL – MAIN STAGE [A large audience sits in their seats and murmurs in anticipation of the premiere of Las…
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Drew Kaser Takes a Tour of Qualcomm Stadium
INTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM, SAN DIEGO – MIDDAY [DREW KASER is walking deep within the halls of the stadium with teammates ANTONIO GATES, MELVIN…