Month: August 2015

Candy is Dandy but Zimmer is Grimmer in Prognosticating Press Conference

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Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer today did not conduct a surprisingly candid press conference in which he spoke directly about his team's prospects for success in the coming season. "The thing is," he did not begin in answer to a general question about the Vikings' current status, "you have to

Game of Drones

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With NFL teams already exploring the use of drones in training camps, it's only a matter of time until the technology is accepted as having the potential to be the biggest "game changer" since virtual reality or deflation needles. After a period in which discussion and media coverage regarding the use of the

Mad MaKSK: A Furious DFOde

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[Photoshops and writing help from Mike Wallace And Gromit]   (A hot summer sun is rising over the wasteland, and while the misery of life after the end remains, something is in the air--today is different, and feeling this shift, a brainless beast emerges from its cave) THE BEN: HAAARF! THE BEN HAVE

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL
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/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning.  I am here to talk about the NFL team known as the Green Bay Packers for 2015.  I forgot my notes, but what do I really need to say?  It’s

Puzzle: Boom Goes the Dynamite

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INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY Jason Pierre-Paul lies asleep in a hospital bed.  A nurse gently shakes him awake. NURSE: [softly] Mr. Pierre-Paul...Mr. Pierre-Paul... JASON PIERRE-PAUL: [moans] ...where...? NURSE: You're in the hospital, Mr. Pierre-Paul. You had an accident. Do you remember? JPP: [looks down]...missing... NURSE: [soothingly] It's all right. JPP: ...paramedics...stole... NURSE: No, no, your agent took it

Predicting the next Jets disaster

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So in the most Jetsiest offseason imaginable, in which the starting DE decided that getting high and driving 100000mph was a safe way to look after a child, their 2nd round draft pick suffered an injury which sounds like he was hit in the chest with a sledgehammer wielded by