“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread

(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it's the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football! That counts in the standings! 24 days until I Can't Believe It's Football, the Hall of Fame Game! And 12 days until the first team's first practice! (That would

DFO Radio: Some Like It Hot

INT. TRUMP TOWER - DAY. Boxed-in video footage of a conference room.  Several well-dressed men sit around a conference table with their attention focused on a sophisticated middle-aged woman.   NATALIA VESELNITSKAYA: ...and zo you zee, zeeze hacked materials can be of great help to your campaign, da? DONALD TRUMP, JR.: Wow!  This

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 16

So, you know how I keep saying that this season is full of surprises and that you never know what's going to happen on any particular week? Follow me and I'll show you some real crazy shit.  Crazy enough to make Donovan McNabb lose his mind. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL

Your “Wow, There’s Legitimately Nothing Going On… Or Is There?” Sunday Open Thread

Man, I'll never forget you, vodkamanrick, or gindudebill, or whatever your name was... As it turns out, it's tough slogging when the rest of us have to pull extra duty in the content mines to make up for your GLOREE BOY vacation time. So... a theme for this evening... well as

Iron Cook with Low Commander: Leftovers?! Scramble!

Good afternoon, denizens of debauchery. I am here to tickle your taste buds as our own Yeah Right enjoys a week off from being a mad kitchen scientist of epic proportions. This week, I am going to share with you the fine art of the ultimate lazy Sunday morning breakfast,

July Is The Shittiest Month Open Thread

There are people who love summer.  They are called tan extroverts.  They can go fuck themselves with a rusty screwdriver.  Summer is a humid, bug-infested sports wasteland.  Forget Christmas, this is when people ought to be killing themselves in droves. All that's left is fucking baseball.  And even that cold comfort

TGISF…aka “You Look Good With That Between Your Legs” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Recovery Mode It has been a busy week.  The July 4th holiday falling on a Tuesday might have given us a nice long drunken weekend last weekend, granted.  But then we had to find a way to fit a full week's worth of adult responsibilities into just three days. While hung over!!!!! That

Request Line: Some Like it HOT

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY. A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping iced coffee.  An athletic young man is waiting patiently in front of the microphone inside the booth. CONNOR, THE INTERN: So...what did you say his name was, again? PRODUCER: Victor Cruz. CONNOR: Are you SURE it's not Odell