“Three Interesting Sides and the F-ing Holes” Final Four Thread

King Hippo - April 1, 2017April 1, 2017

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Seriously, this was almost one of the more intriguing, non-evil final events of college hooping EVAR...if Kenfucky could have just guarded that annoying white fucker. Now, I will have to stress drink tonight. Fuck you, Coach Cal. #7E South Carolina v. #1W Gonzaga (6:09, CBS) Frank "Heart of Darkness" Martin v. Mark

To Hell With International Breaks Especially Before Derby Day

King Hippo - April 1, 2017March 30, 2017

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Everton starts this weekend's festivities with a visit to Anfield to take on the hated Redshite (7:30, NBCSN), a ground at which they have not won since Jeebus walked the Earth. To make matters worse, over the interminably boring international break that preceded this crucial match (not only for pride

CrimeBeat!: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 31, 2017March 31, 2017

Good men and women of DFO, rejoice, for I have heard your cry. Deep in my Timeless Slumber, though empires and eons passed me by, I heard the wailing of my people. "When?" you cried, to each other and to the uncaring sky, beating your chests in a vain attempt to

Basketball Fatigue (But Still ELITE) Open Thread

King Hippo - March 26, 2017March 26, 2017

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Don't know about you, but when I think ELITE HOOPS, I think Pacific Northwest (first two semifinalists) and SEC, Pawwwwwwwllllll (3 of today's 4 sides). Also, congratulations to Brocky's Hoosiers for making the best coaching hire of the offseason, NC State alumnus Arch Miller. He's a good man, and a

Commentists as role models?

litre_cola - March 25, 2017

Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down about losing my freedom and becoming a dad but that picked me right up. It was only 5 or 6 stories of what they or their

2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Friday Open Thread

King Hippo - March 24, 2017March 24, 2017

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How do you ensure getting your cheer and/or dance squad featured on the preview post? You beat one of the hated Blues, that's how... #4S Butler v. #1S North Carolina (7:09, CBS) I've never wanted to hear a cringeworthy Jim Nantz "The Butler did it!!" pun MOAR in my entire stupid life.

2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Thursday Open Thread

King Hippo - March 23, 2017March 22, 2017

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The well sure is running dry FOAR teams fer which to root. There's WCS' cousinfuckers, and 15 shades of hate and/or rape. Huzzah, Murrika. #7MW Michigan v. #3MW Oregon (7:09, CBS) Well, two teams I expected to sputter and fade have instead blitzkrieged through the tourney's early rounds. Hopefully, they will at

Your “Play To The Whistle” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

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NFL Notes: The Raiders are considering Joe Mixon as a draft pick. I thought they were going to go after the "guy who punches broads" crowd once they got to Vegas. Cam Newton + rotator cuff surgery = no OTAs Kiko Alonzo is staying in Miami. Three years, $28.8 million.

Entire Chargers Fan Base Attends LA Marathon

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 21, 2017

The irony of those shirts is just too much for me to handle.

2017 Madness – Sunday Nofunday

King Hippo - March 19, 2017March 18, 2017

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Hey, at least we got rid of Notre Dame! Documenting the atrocities... #7MW Michigan v. #2MW Louisville (12:10, CBS) Welp, the Wolverines did not go out with a whimper like I thought they might. In fact, they looked good enough to represent an even fight with the Cardinals, the lone non-evil ACC

Better Know A Bracket (2017) – Midwest Region

King Hippo - March 14, 2017March 14, 2017

Welcome to the mildly difficult region that is the Midwest, home yet again to perennial #1 seed, U*NC of the Midwest, Kansas. But those annoying, simplistic rhymin' fuckwits will have to earn they supper this year, with a pathway that includes Miami/Sparty, Iowa State, then likely Louisville or Oregon in

Better Know A Bracket (2017) – South Region

King Hippo - March 14, 2017March 13, 2017

Have you EVAR wanted to see the Venn Diagram of a CBS wet dream? Well, it's the cast of Big Bang Theory discussing the 2017 South Regional bracket. U*NC and Kentucky on a rose-petal lined street to a regional final matchup? YOU BET!! And UCLA along for the ride, just