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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7

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ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom!  I’m there!   Aggh!  Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom drone on about getting food for the house. Like she needed to be reminded about eating!  As if!  Duh. She got out of the truck and started walking. Dave watched

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6

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“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed.  I went into the girls when they were in their doctors’ office like you said.” “Yeah?” “And I asked their doctors if it was safe for them to give blood.” “Yeah?” “And when the doctors said okay,

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

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“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not.  You’re amazing and super smart and hot and gorgeous and sexy.” “Keep going.” “And you have a healthy amount of self-esteem.  You are a genius!” She really was a genius.  And gorgeous.  The dress she had on showcased

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

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Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine layer was sticking around.  Normally, it receded to the beach communities until around noon when it went away completely, but it was thick in DTLA and

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

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Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that tWBS could do that would not hurt anyone and were coming up blank.  Their brains were so taxed with the effort that they didn’t even bother

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

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“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for a second and then started to panic. “Wait!  You haven’t!” “Dude, I’m not that sick!” “Yeah you are!” “Well, I’ll have you know.  I’m not.  Besides, Lady Balls is not and has

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1

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The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks.  If you really get a hold of it, you can reach Catalina Island. Balls stepped up to the tee confident and happy about how the round had

How Did We Do? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

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Teh Hippo is off on a well-deserved break as the EPL wrapped things up last week with Man City getting their fourth Premiership in a row. Anyone that doesn't think Pep Guardiola is the greatest coach of this generation is an idiot. Anyhow, before we get into how we did with

Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb

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In lieu of actual prose, here's some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night's operations the playlist. I semi-successfully managed to get through my first week as a 9-1-1 operator without causing any serious harm. So, that's a plus. Somehow I've managed to

How Are We Doing? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

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Teh Hippo asked me to fill in this weekend as he is driving to the Great White North. Considering he's from North Carolina, that could just as well be Virginia. Anyhow, I've got some things on my mind after this week's Champions League Quarterfinals Second Legs: Real - Man City should

A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

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Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people's sense of time, space, and perception. 2024 is already six weeks old, we never really had winter in Yinzburgh, and I can't tell if the days are getting longer (sort