The Curse of Oak Island, Part The First

Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia.  For more than 200 years people of all types and backgrounds have searched for treasure supposedly hidden away on the island.  To date almost nothing has been found.  Still people continue to pursue the

Week 17 Listening Guide

As last week was nuts, this Sunday offers climactic games of the in / out variety only for Jet and Steeler fans, and a couple of head to head matches for seeding. There will be no backdoor entrants: 11 of the 12 playoff slots are stuffed. And some teams are so

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow fills the room and suddenly OSZ appears, followed seconds later by Covalent Blonde. Covalent Blonde: ...uck? OSZ (confused): We're...back? Otto's Brain appears mid-air. OSZ catches him before he can

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. While WCS and Sill Bimmons hang lights on the Moosemas tree, Future Moose and Doktor Zymm lean Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, who is still under

And now, down to the field…

I felt inspired by yesterday's post by Monty about the absolutely horrific announcing teams we are subjected to each week and so I decided to do a visual essay of the eye-candy the networks stick on the sidelines to get meaningless halftime reports, meaningless injury updates, and meaningless suppositions about what

DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 15

We have a new leader! DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) The king in yellow took advantage of sunrisesunrise's bad week to vault to the top of the standings!  He leads King Hippo, Warthog, and sunrisesunrise by one, Dok Zymm and Push

Mute ‘Em: Week 15 Music Guide

Last year I started to watch the Sunday games with the sound off, to let The Family put music. My hope was that they would tolerate 10+ hours of NFL on TV. (They didn't, and don't.) Still, I preferred watching games without SUDDENLY SO LOUD commercials, or narratives, tropes, and

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 2)

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Beer. Remember, for all your holiday needs, there's Beer. The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Darkest Timeline Zach Morris is finishing stacking up boxes of cookies against a wall. DTZM: Well, that's the last