CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 26, 2017January 26, 2017

[Note From The "Author": pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the fuck down. I trust that you are all (mostly) intelligent adults who understand the responsibility to keep yourselves informed and participate in the political process. I

Jeff Fisher Did His Job

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - December 12, 2016December 12, 2016

The Rams have fired Jeff Fisher, per Chris Mortensen. Since Mort is generally solid, I'm going with it. After my theory on Jeff Fisher started to trend, a year later, (thanks PFTCommenter!), it really started to seem true after the Rams handed him a contract extension. Welp, those days are over.

Your “Hurry Up, Baby. Daddy Needs His Fix” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 7, 2016September 7, 2016

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Day-before Glorious NFL Returns News: It's kind of a light day, because most everything on every team is in a holding pattern until after the first game. Seantrel Henderson is (duh!) appealing his imminent 4-game suspension for violating drug policy. At this point, the only things left on Buffalo's front lines

Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview

scotchnaut - August 24, 2016

Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare that isn't what he used to be. Tom Coughlin limped away last year at the behest of head office and tens of thousands of fans despite

Your “What’s Staubach Doing These Days?” Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 4, 2016August 4, 2016

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Assorted NFL Bits & Bites: Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets' preseason games. Pfft - wake me when he starts missing regular season games and I have to adjust my lineup. Darrelle Revis is open to moving to safety from corner if either injury

Quick Field Notes From Seattle

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 3, 2016June 3, 2016

The ladyfriend and I spent a long Memorial Day weekend in Seattle and the broader Olympic Peninsula area. Yes, we had a lovely time, thank you for asking. The featured image is a view of the city (and Mt. Rainier) from Kerry Park, and I'm open to compliments on my photography. Here's

Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread

Don T - May 22, 2016May 22, 2016

Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing the travel arrangements. Are you gonna take this from invading Peter Kings? Many are leftists. Or are WE, COMMENTISTS, GONNA POST SOMETHING ABOUT IT!1!1 As humans, the

Let Fury Have the Hour

jjfozz - May 5, 2016May 5, 2016

Note: Blaxabbath challenged me to write this post. And it brought out the worst in me, including my language. I want to dig you up, set you on fire, feed you to rabid dogs, and burn what’s left. Before we start on this journey to the blackest hole of hatred for the

AFC West Draft Roundtable Spectacularium!

King Hippo - May 3, 2016May 2, 2016

Welcome to DFO's initial Divisional Draft roundtable. Drinking an Abita Wrought Iron IPA and avoiding my family, I am King Hippo, representing the World Muthafuckin' Champion Donks. We also have world famous alternate Internet Dad (and Raiders fan) Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, plus the stomp stomp CLAP!! duo of Old School Zero and

Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1

WCS - April 25, 2016April 25, 2016

Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and half growing up. I didn't know what they were, nor did my parents ever really see fit to have it looked into. It's not their fault; I