*TV static crackles* We interrupt this current broadcast to bring you this important breaking news. Our field reporter on the West Coast, the illustrious Beerguyrob, has sent us this disturbing imagery directly from the historic Pier One, in downtown San Francisco. We received it late last night, and after several hours of
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
In Which We Rank The Worst Possible Super Bowl Halftime Acts
Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Mmmm. Tryptophan. A hell of a drug. Hope everybody enjoyed their Thanksgivings yesterday, and kept the hand-to-hand combat to a minimum between yesterday's family gatherings and today's moronic Black Friday deals! Anyways, enough shoehorning topical #content into the intro. We need to talk essentials here. My takeaways from yesterday's matchups: Chip
Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Because I'm sensible (and also busy on Thursday nights) I didn't watch the Jags-Titans game last night. But I did see some highlights this morning, and woof. Man, these Color Rush uniforms are just god-awful, and especially so for Jacksonville. Do you think it's some elaborate game that Nike's playing
24 Men On The Frozen Tundra: A CFL Playoff Preview
Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Halloween! A time where we actively permit children to work towards developing juvenile diabetes and/or lifelong psychological trauma, while we get inappropriately drunk and develop some incredibly fucked-up fetishes from costumes that were never intended to be sexy, but still somehow are. Also, Satanists or something. I dunno. At any
Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
What The F*** Is Wrong With The Seahawks?
So the Seattle Seahawks blew yet another 4th-quarter lead in spectacular fashion yesterday, at home against the Carolina Panthers, dropping them to a very ugly 2-4. This team looks nothing like the Super Bowl contender of last season; the offence is dishevelled, the defense is confused, and overall, there's no