The Night Chicago Died A Song that I Wish was True

jjfozz - April 25, 2017April 24, 2017

Well, that didn’t take long. I now hate Cubs fans more than I hate Patriots fans. Part of this new black well of hatred is the fault of my oldest spawn – JJ Fozz III. (Yes, there is a third generation Fozz, but he is nothing like his father. He is

Nailing Down the Easter Holiday

jjfozz - April 14, 2017April 13, 2017

I have always harbored an unbridled hate for Easter. It’s just another one of the many reasons why I am hell bound. This eliminates the “should I or shouldn’t I?” dilemma when I’m presented with a situation that could cause myself and other people harm. Easter was always a letdown, because

Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)

WCS - April 12, 2017April 11, 2017

The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the "third best" team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their third-best record in franchise history with 111 points, which not only wasn't enough to win the division (piss off, Crapitals), but, has them playing the equally

Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 10, 2017April 10, 2017

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NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been signed by the Bills. The Bills also signed Ian Seau, the undrafted free-agent nephew of Junior and proof the Spanos family wouldn't know a good PR

Unwatchable Finale Game Thread

King Hippo - April 3, 2017April 3, 2017

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Don't mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place* in the NL Central. Gotta take those small victories when one can. #1W Gonzaga v. #1S U*NC (9:20, CBS) CBS got the final they wanted, and will likely

“Three Interesting Sides and the F-ing Holes” Final Four Thread

King Hippo - April 1, 2017April 1, 2017

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Seriously, this was almost one of the more intriguing, non-evil final events of college hooping EVAR...if Kenfucky could have just guarded that annoying white fucker. Now, I will have to stress drink tonight. Fuck you, Coach Cal. #7E South Carolina v. #1W Gonzaga (6:09, CBS) Frank "Heart of Darkness" Martin v. Mark

To Hell With International Breaks Especially Before Derby Day

King Hippo - April 1, 2017March 30, 2017

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Everton starts this weekend's festivities with a visit to Anfield to take on the hated Redshite (7:30, NBCSN), a ground at which they have not won since Jeebus walked the Earth. To make matters worse, over the interminably boring international break that preceded this crucial match (not only for pride

CrimeBeat!: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 31, 2017March 31, 2017

Good men and women of DFO, rejoice, for I have heard your cry. Deep in my Timeless Slumber, though empires and eons passed me by, I heard the wailing of my people. "When?" you cried, to each other and to the uncaring sky, beating your chests in a vain attempt to

Basketball Fatigue (But Still ELITE) Open Thread

King Hippo - March 26, 2017March 26, 2017

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Don't know about you, but when I think ELITE HOOPS, I think Pacific Northwest (first two semifinalists) and SEC, Pawwwwwwwllllll (3 of today's 4 sides). Also, congratulations to Brocky's Hoosiers for making the best coaching hire of the offseason, NC State alumnus Arch Miller. He's a good man, and a

Commentists as role models?

litre_cola - March 25, 2017

Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down about losing my freedom and becoming a dad but that picked me right up. It was only 5 or 6 stories of what they or their

2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Friday Open Thread

King Hippo - March 24, 2017March 24, 2017

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How do you ensure getting your cheer and/or dance squad featured on the preview post? You beat one of the hated Blues, that's how... #4S Butler v. #1S North Carolina (7:09, CBS) I've never wanted to hear a cringeworthy Jim Nantz "The Butler did it!!" pun MOAR in my entire stupid life.

2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Thursday Open Thread

King Hippo - March 23, 2017March 22, 2017

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The well sure is running dry FOAR teams fer which to root. There's WCS' cousinfuckers, and 15 shades of hate and/or rape. Huzzah, Murrika. #7MW Michigan v. #3MW Oregon (7:09, CBS) Well, two teams I expected to sputter and fade have instead blitzkrieged through the tourney's early rounds. Hopefully, they will at