Bye Week Updates

“Wither Jerry Glanville” – The Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob -
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Hi everyone, It's me, Beerguyrob, back from the bargaining table with another Bye Week update, this time for the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons sit 4-6 at their bye, and for the life of me I can’t remember any of their wins beyond the Green Bay one, and that’s only because of my Packers

Whatever Happens Now Is Just Gravy – The Indianapolis Colts At The Break

SonOfSpam -
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What can be said about the 2023 Indianapolis Colts that couldn't also be said in the form of a gravy fart? I'm not sure, but we'll try to make words go together to form sentences anyway. After all, that's what literaturists do, and this site is nothing if not literatureful. So

Expectations or maybe I just need another beer: New Orleans Saints bye week update

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Start here... What is expectation?  A dream, an illusion? A stone dead goddamn lie? When you expect something to happen, it never does. Expectations are like you're imagining something, I will be happy, I will be pretty.  Knowing full well that nothing, Nothing, ever goes as planned. Expectation implies envisioning your lottery dream,

Requiem for the Bears — A 2023 Musical Season to Date Retrospective

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The Bears Bye Week isn't until Week 13 this year, which seems almost cruel given how much Bearsenscheisse we've witnessed this season (both the self inflicted and cruel twists of injury fate kind). So why not recap the year to date in song. Maybe get in the right mood/cadence with

2023 Titans Buh Bye Report

Don T -
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If you’ve been online this week, you certainly caught all the flowers and blowjobs thrown at Eagles GM Howie Roseman. He traded for Safety Kevin Byard, two-time NFL All Pro and, in Tennessee, the bluest chip for the Titans between 2017-2022. I like Roseman, an Iggles numbers man since 2000. He

Paradise By The Dashboard Light: 2023 Carolina Panthers at the Bye (and Open Thread)

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MAYHEM'S 2023 PREDICTION: "6-11. It’s not going to be a pretty 6-11 either, and without a first rounder next year, I wouldn’t hold out much hope there either." HOW'S THAT LOOKING?: Even Worse! The Panthers are 0-6, showing almost no signs of life on either side of the ball. So: meatloaf. Or

“So Far, So Good” Said The Skydiver With No Parachute: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the Bye (and Open Thread)

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MAYHEM'S 2023 PREDICTION: "4-13. Look for Ryan Tannehill or Kirk Cousins to sign here next year if they don't have the draft position for a top-tier QB." HOW'S THAT LOOKING?: Not great, Bob! The Bucs are currently 3-1, and that is their best-likely-case scenario. Sure, a radioactive cheese steak could have

“Smoke and Mirrors” – The Seahawks at their bye

Beerguyrob -
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A conversation from late last week: DFO Content Overlords: BEERGUY! IT IS THE SEAHAWKS BYE WEEK! BRING FORTH A POST! Beerguyrob: Umm... It seems kind of early. Couldn't I wait until more games have been played? Y'know - to have an observable pattern to analyze? DFOCO: POST! BGR: But they're only 3-1. There's not

Sunday (Biscuits and no) Gravy

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Game Time Decision -
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So, to give our esteemed yeah right a week off of these Sunday Gravy posts, I have the unenviable task of trying to fill those mixing bowls, sheet pans, measuring cup, fuck, not sure which one, if any, works. And i think this is,like, year 7 of him doing the