Ballsy’s 2025 Goals

ballsofsteelandfury - January 2, 2025January 1, 2025

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I didn't really want to call them Resolutions because they're really not. I tend to think of Resolutions as change you want to effect on your life. You are changing something you find deficient. Yes, I do have really high self esteem and yes I do think I'm God's Gift, so

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues CHAMPIONSHIP FINALE

LemonJello - January 2, 2025January 1, 2025

Hey. We've reached the end of the Fantasy Football season. For some, it's time to pop some bottles and celebrate! For others, it's a time of reflection and contemplation while drowning your sorrows in alcohol and also planning for next seaon's draft. #RiseAndGrind #NoDaysOff #ThatBigBoardWontArrangeItself Anyway. Let's get to it. Freezer Vodka League Champion:

My Top Five…. LA Christmas Movies

ballsofsteelandfury - December 27, 2024December 27, 2024

I am rebooting (I DO live in LA, you know) the series of posts I created last year inspired by BFC's Thursday Night Open Thread in which he professed his love for the maple bar. Last year, the plan was for this to be an ongoing off-season series on Saturday nights

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 16) Playoffs Continue

LemonJello - December 27, 2024December 26, 2024

Hey. This week's recap has a definite Karen Carpenter feel to it. I'm sure you all have better things to do anyway. Look. At this time this goes to press, we're into Championship Week. Only the two teams headed into the championship game really give a flying fuck at this point, right? Still,

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 15): Playoffs

LemonJello - December 18, 2024December 17, 2024

Hey. We're into the playoffs now! Well, some of us were... And now some of us aren't. It seems like just yesterday was draft day, and now here we are, down to the last few games. Thoughts of promotions and fears of relegation were new, fresh and exciting. Now most of us are sifting

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 14)

LemonJello - December 11, 2024December 10, 2024

Hey. Did you make the playoffs? Did you at least avoid relegation? If you answered "no" to either or both of these, I got nothing for you. Better luck next year, I guess. **shrugs** Well, let's see what happened in the leagues this past week, shall we? Freezer Vodka League Standings So, who's packing up

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 13)

LemonJello - December 4, 2024December 4, 2024

Hey. Let's just skip the pleasantries and get right to it? Is that acceptable to you? Freezer Vodka League Week 13 What in the name of the Elder Gods is going on in this league? There are six teams sitting at 9-4 that have qualified for playoffs: Sofa Loren, We Are Spamily, AJ

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)

LemonJello - November 27, 2024November 27, 2024

Hey. Twelve weeks of games played. Twelve weeks of questionable roster decisions. How are your playoff chances looking? That good, huh? *shrugs* Without further ado, let's get into Freezer Vodka League's standings. There's more traffic snarls this week than I-95 on a Friday afternoon. Sofa Loren (9-3) is alone in the top spot this

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 11) PLUS Jaguars At The Bye

LemonJello - November 20, 2024November 19, 2024

Hey. We've wrapped up week eleven, do you know where your team is? Let's look at Freezer Vodka League's standings. Like Andy Reid's colon after closing down Fogo de Chão, there's not a lot of movement...This week we have Sofa Loren and Stoma Fuckers Utd sharing an 8-3 record and the top two

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 10)

LemonJello - November 13, 2024November 12, 2024

Hey. Last week's post was something else, huh? What's that? Oh. Oh, no. Welp. It's time for the (now) weekly DFO Fantasy Football Leagues recap. Week 10 is done and dusted. First up, Freezer Vodka League. So, what's changed since our last time together? To the standings! Well well well, would you look at that? Stoma

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 8)

LemonJello - October 30, 2024October 29, 2024

Hey. Oh, you're going to come at me with "I thought we changed the locks." and "Can't you take a hint?" Hurtful. It's time for the (now) weekly DFO Fantasy Football Leagues recap. Week 8 is in the books. What do the standings look like now? First up, Freezer Vodka League: There's a four-way tie atop

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 7)

LemonJello - October 23, 2024October 22, 2024

Hey. What's new? Oh, really? You're busy and wondering why I'm bothering you right in the middle of this important task? On a Wednesday? Tough shit. It's time for the (now) weekly DFO Fantasy Football Leagues recap. Week 7 is in the books. Freezer Vodka standings are up first: Lowratio's Couch Fetish has slid into the top