Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It's like somebody decided, "hey, we don't think Hippo focuses enough on his self-hatred and feelings of personal and professional failure - let's stare at him and make him do a little
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Celebrating Afrikan-American Monday with the Bloodeyes Gang!
Quoth the Ravens SNF Thread
NYE 2022 Sportsball Late Thread
Welcome to the dregs of 2022. Per tradition, Hippo will purposefully fall asleep before any countdown activity, unless the footy stays interesting, Lord knows it will need to outclass Meeechigan pantsing the Bloodeyes earlier. UPDATE - Hippo predicts future not so goodly. To the game! Georgia (-5) v. tOhio State -
Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It's that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year's, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don't have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that
Instant Hippo Boxing Day Thoughts – Week 16, 2022 Season/EPL Resumes
Holy cats, this sportsball 3-day weekend is fucking beautiful, ain't it? I watched all of yesterday's NFL trifecta, despite...not really liking any outcomes. Because my fantasy team may be leaving oil like a motherfucker...but 2nd place pays out pretty good. Maybe I would use the funds to make it to DFOcon
Monday Night Week 15 Abortion Thread
Hey, in Mississippi, that thar SOO-PREME COWRT done said 15 weeks is late term. Suck it, libtards! RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! (+7.5) at Packers (8:15, ESPN/ABC) Isn't it fucking hilarious how THIS fixture, of all fixtures, gets network teevee coverage? One assumes Disney felt safe that this one would be relevant. Oopsie-doodle! Baker Mayfield, 60,000
Nightcap of Saturday Sportsballgasm
Your MNF Open thread. Now with more balls!
Wrapping Up the JV Playoff Field – Nighty-Night Thread
Early Morning Slave LaboUr and JV NFL Regular Season Finale Thread
Good morning, one and all. Stuff yourselves full of the footed ball offerings, because it's gonna start tapering off. I am not paying enough attention to specifically preview the Slave LaboUr Cup matchups. But by all means, discuss away. Michigan (+8) at THEEEEE Ohio State (Noon, Fox) I am really nauseated by Fox'
Bills Mafia/F-ck LioUns Game Thread
Hello, I am your substiture teacher, preacher, anything you haaaadddd in mind. I am only #FirstPill in, on this blessed Native American Slaughter Day. But it's windows open weather down Cakalaky Way, the cats are sleeping peacefully, and my house is silent. LET'S FUCKING GO, Y'ALL! Bills (-9.5) at LioUns (12:30,