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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream, “Starscream!”

Beerguyrob -
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FINALLY, someone is asking for my opinion. For too long I have lived in the shadow of that blowhard Megatron. The Autobots would have lost eons ago if I'd been calling the shots. I hope you’ve got receptacles hot enough for this energon, because this guy's got things to say. Why, yes

El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Hello!  I'm Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl preview.  I didn't really want to because I don't really follow sports, but she sorta forced me to... /shudders Anyhoo, even though the Vegas Police Department thinks I've been

DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all over it!  The teams for the Pro Bowl will be "drafted" on Wednesday and the odds and prop bets will be out shortly thereafter.  In the

FYM: Capsaicin

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly -
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An incredibly handsome internet writer lounges on a couch. A pair of adorable animals are cuddled together in his lap. [blinks] Hmm, my eye itches. [unconsciously rubs eye] Ah. That's better.  That's...ow. That's starting to...OWWWW! Ow! Ah! My eye! Ow, this...yeah, I guess I was cutting jalapenos. But that was an hour ago. And I

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro -
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Man, the Steelers are so, so fucked. No Le'Veon Bell, THE BEN can't throw more than probably 10 yards, and now no Antonio Brown. Funny enough, all this destruction has come solely from Vontaze Burfict. I guess he's the new Bernard Pollard of the league. Admittedly, though, [puts on hazmat

Go West, Young Chip

WCS -
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Wellllllll.... this should be interesting... Charles E. "Chip" Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when your team president and noted thin-skinned dickbag Jed York couldn't get along with noted successful sociopath and discount khaki enthusiast Jim Harbaugh, it's a brilliant idea to

This is not where I parked my car!

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Entropy made a comment in Hippo's Monday post that alluded to the NFL turning into the NBA so gradually we didn't even notice.  Truth be told, I'd had the same thought over the course of this weekend.  It is disturbing for sure.  I thought about writing up a post, but it's

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro -
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With Fantasy Football now finished for the season (boooo), the Mailbag is now transitioning to that of a grab bag - your sex lives can still get plenty of attention, but anything goes for questions now! Sports! Violence! Inventions! Whatever ya got, it's all on the table here. So welcome back!

This Week In Fuck You Money

Old School Zero -
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So the Powerball jackpot was something like $500 million for last night's drawing, and while I didn't buy any tickets because I need that money for my krokodil, it did get me thinking a little about the absurd amount of money that would come from winning. After taxes, one would